How do these people get appointed to the role of peers, anyway? You guys took Conrad “Hearst” Black away from Canada, and made him a lord, too. Do you just appoint these guys lords to keep them off the street? Or is it simply done as a form of low-brow entertainment?
In Tebbit’s case, it’s the traditional item that ex-Cabinet ministers retiring from the House of Commons receive.
Arse-linking. Not quite literally.
Just the usual - hanging around public toilets looking suspicuous; wearing leather trousers; generally looking like ‘a bit of a wimp’ - before you know it the whole country will be one big poof.
Former Labour leader Michael Foot described Tebbit as “a semi house-trained polecat” – good to see he’s still living up to his reputation.
I mean, licking
Although I don’t know which is the worse mental image
You know, arseholes are like opinions: Everybody’s got one. Everybody.
So why not give the ol’ ringpiece a shot? Nobody ever got pregnant in the dirtbox.
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The More You Know
You know, when they gave women the vote it led straight to a polio epidemic, too.
Lincoln freed the slaves? Male-pattern baldness. You never saw that till after 1865.
Obviously you learned to put the right things in your mouth.
The Council for the Promotion of Buggery - proposed new “Buggery!” ad campaign slogans
Buggery! It’s not just for breakfast anymore!
Buggery! We’re rear end-o-mologists!
Depends on your gender. Gay males work out for the dapper, defined abs look. Lesbians socialize around food. E.g./ A local org called OWL (Older Wiser Lesbians) has been re-dubbed Older Wider Lesbians by participants.
If you convert a gay male you will have to return your toaster and you will gain 15 lbs. If you convert a lesbian you will have to return your toaster and you can eat fudge without guilt.
I am bi. If you make me a die-hard heterosexual, you will be able to fit into your favourite pants again, but no one will notice.
I think it’s mostly water weight.