WARNING: Insidious virus on Internet

Update my adblock software.

Laugh about how stupid you’d have to be to fall for such a transparent ploy.

Calling the number isn’t “falling for it”. Paying the fee is “falling for it”.

Calling a toll-free number is actually smart, if you don’t mind getting junk calls, because it costs them money. I might well keep calling the number, just to work on my “stupid old man” impersonation.