So, I was just bringing an empty glass downstairs to put in the dishwasher. Somehow it slipped out of my hand.
Glass. EVERYWHERE. Seriously. After sweeping, I had about a three-foot-tall mound of it, and still got all sorts of teeny chunks when I vacuumed.
I’ve discovered a way to defy the laws of physics, I think. Unfortunately, it terrifies my dog, who hates the sound of breaking glass.
You should try having a window in your vehicle break. You will find glass in between the cushions forever!
You have obviously never removed plaster and lathe from a house, or wood-shaving insulation. The Expanding Matter Hypothesis has been described before. It is strange, to me at least, that nobody has linked the EMH with Dark Matter. If I had a Ph. D. or a Fu. C. I would definitely pursue this.
Ever snapped a CD in half? I was playing with a dead one at work one afternoon, bending it back and forth. After folding it almost in half without it breaking, I decided that it needed to be completely broken before I could throw it away, so I gave it more effort.
A CD is some kind of mylar or whatever film sandwiched between two plastic disks. It’s a very thin, brittle film.
CRACK went the plastic, and a glorious poof of shiny metallic bits showered my desk like in one of those snow globes you shake up. Like Christmas tinsel, it hides forever.
I worked at a movie theatre that was a new construction. It had these ‘new’ revolving doors that only had three doors instead of four. In theory people could go two at a time, they never did.
Also, if you pushed the wrong way, like say there was a fire and you were panicing, the doors would give and swing around out of position.
So a really windy day comes up and the wind knocks a door around and it’s handle smacks into the next door and
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CRASH!!!
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The whole door shatters into these little nuggets. (saftey glass)
That was pretty cool.