In a thread started by bigtextu asking if piranhas ever eat each other, several posters said “no,” and others pointed out that Piranhas seldom, if ever, attack people or other large animals.
Nobody has posted there recently, so I am concerned most of you have not seen my warning. To be sure everybody is aware of the great danger to our civilization that is just starting, am posting this important bit of information separately.
Everybody should be warned about a horrible development with the species that The Government is trying to supress to avoid panic.
It seems that vast schools of Giant Africanized Piranhas are rapidly swimming northward. Already they have decimated the manatee population in Florida and the surfer population in Southern California.
What is worse, many have mutated and their fins have morphed into legs, and they are invading the entire Gulf Coast.
I’ve got to stop now and finish this script for the next blockbuster disaster movie.
I am not a mod. But if you lay a lame joke in a General Questions thread, and other dopers respond by very politely not responding, the proper response is NOT to repost the lame joke as a new thread in General Questions.
“Tough-crowd-is-this-thing-on” threads properly belong in MPSIMS.
