Was he at least a Mormon porn star?

Otto writes:

> Not sure which I find more amusing, the idea of unsuspecting Mormons
> watching the opening credits of Adored: Diary of a Porn Star or the idea that
> there are Mormon boy bands.

Well, if the Osmonds count as a boy band, they are a Mormon boy band. They were raised as Mormons and I think they have mostly remained Mormon. Furthermore, there’s an example of a Jehovah’s Witness boy band - the Jackson 5. They were at least raised as Jehovah’s Witnesses. If the Osmonds and the Jackson 5 both come to your door, will they try to convert you, or each other?

The stuff nightmares are made of…

Hm. I was wondering what was gonna take him so long.

… but then again, too few to mention …

You just need more lube.

Stunt Cock!