I love dogs, but…
Why the hell do they eat their own shit?!? I spend $35 a month buying Science Diet food for my two Macro Mutts, and they still eat the damned stuff!!!
Maybe they’re just supplementing their diet to help keep the feed costs lower. At any rate, I’m tired of having to go out every day to pour diluted dishwashing soap on said poop to make it less appetizing (?!?!?!) and break them of the habit.
Her: Don’t worry, he’s friendly.
Me (walking my CGC, well-behaved dog on a leash): Yeah, I get that all the time.
I can count one one penis the number of well-behaved off-lead dogs I’ve seen at the park.
If only it were legal to beat the owner when the dog misbehaves.
Chrome Spot
As I have heard on more than one occasion “But he has never bitten anyone else before.”
we had a 1/2 shepard, 1/4 bit bull 1/4 dingo that was a beautiful guard dog. he had a run that ran the length of the property.
one morning as I am about to leave for work I see 2 dogs in the front yard. I think fuck and head for the door but Im to late Zoe is off the back porch and in full “get the hell out of my yard” stance.
one of the dogs runs like hell, the other is a full pit bull. they fight, I grab the hose and hit em both full blast, my dog stops and stands right in front of me while this psychotic ass pit runs back and forth around him trying to get at his throat while I squirt it in the face with the hose. eventually it gives up on the face and trys for Zoes balls from behind and the fight is on again. my roomates old lab jumps in the fight so now its 2 on one and this pit is STILL fighting. now I am pissed its gone from a dog fight to someones fucking lunatic over aggresive dog who WONT GIVE UP!
so I grab the nearest thing to a baseball bat which lucky for the pit is a big chunk of a door thats about 8 inches across and 2 thick and 6 feet long. after I whacked it in the ass as hard as I could with the flat side for the 4th time it FINALLY stopped fighting and tried to leave.
I saw that dog a few weeks later, liveing in a small dirt patch of yard walking with a limp. I would feel bad about it but that dogs owner should be shot for training it to be so insanely aggressive that it would ignore all but the most painfully obvious signs that is was in danger of death. if I had a bat or something more dangerous to the dog in the yard i would guess it would have died then and there, or wound up with some serious broken bones.
all because of an asshole owner.
so yeah I know what yer sayin.