–Got me fair, Omni–know of a good specialist in pantheistic disorders?
–Alan Q
There was a young man who went to a party full of a lot of movie stars. He was excited, thinking it would be his big break. He talked to a few famous persons and started maneuvering to get connections in show biz. They asked his name. “Penis van Lesbian,” he replied. They winced and recommended he get his name changed if he wanted to get a career as an actor. He did and the next time they saw him he told them so. They asked what his new name was. He told them, “Dick van Dyke”.