A cow. Fell off a cliff. And smashed a minivan.
I mean, okay, yeah, poor cow.
But still.
mmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Two hundred feet and she didn’t die. Is fall survivability a cow trait of which I was not familiar?
They need one of these.
Reason #426 Not to Live in Chelan.
One of these might have been in order, too.
paging FlyingCowof Doom…
They could try this.
[obligatory Monty Python reference] “RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!!” [/oMPr]
Hmm, now I want a milkshake and don’t know why…
That cow went from standing rib roast, to hanger steak, to flat iron in about three seconds flat.
To be fair, it’s probably not one that’s been noticed much up until now.
Hey, for all we know, penguins could be fantastic brachiators (ok probably not, but I mean have they ever tried?)
Cows don’t fly. They plummet.
Tris
(among others.)
Joke #1: It was lean beef. Leaned too far. Now it’s ground beef.
Joke #2: That’s what I call a chuck steak.
I’m sorry. Really.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup…
S M A S H !
I bet that’s the last time anybody in that minivan tells knock-knock jokes during a road trip.
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s There?”
“Interrupting Falling Cow”
"Interrupting Fall-
ing cow who?"
All this time, I thought the pigs were supposed to fly.
Cows have the same deal going that cats do.
1.) “The Fastest Animal in the World is a cow… that has been dropped out of a helicopter.” – Dave Barry
2.) “As God is my witness, I thought Cows Could Fly!”
Nope - in fact it caused quite a flap when someone tried it!
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky
Why’d you do that in my eye
I don’t weep, I don’t cry,
I’m just glad that cows don’t fl - uh, WHAT??? :eek: :eek: :eek: "
Hah - great minds think alike!!
How can we be sure he wasn’t pushed? paranoid eye-shifting