Watch For Falling Cow

Wouldn’t that be cowslip?

Chelan county district attorney released a statement that police are investigating the reports of a strip of cowslip planted along the edge of the cliff.

“We may have a case of attempted murder here. At least negligent bovicide.”

Tris

“That couldn’t be our cow. Ours was tied to a railroad tie.”

I wonder if it was the same cow that appeared in [thread=373196]Scylla’s pool[/thread]!

I think I just peed myself a little. That was brilliant.

Do you suffer from incowtinence?

Whover did that was a cow-ard. Or possessed of an evil moo-tivation.

Somebody angered the cow gods. We’re talking bovine intervention here.