[QUOTE=slortar]
I’d better get some cownip just to be safe.
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Wouldn’t that be cowslip?
Chelan county district attorney released a statement that police are investigating the reports of a strip of cowslip planted along the edge of the cliff.
“We may have a case of attempted murder here. At least negligent bovicide.”
Tris
“That couldn’t be our cow. Ours was tied to a railroad tie.”
I wonder if it was the same cow that appeared in [thread=373196]Scylla’s pool[/thread]!
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
GRAAAAAAAAINS…
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I think I just peed myself a little. That was brilliant.
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon]
I think I just peed myself a little.
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Do you suffer from incowtinence?
[QUOTE=BlackKnight]
How can we be sure he wasn’t pushed? paranoid eye-shifting
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Whover did that was a cow-ard. Or possessed of an evil moo-tivation.
Somebody angered the cow gods. We’re talking bovine intervention here.