Moderating:
This thread is lacking context. I happened to have just read the post/thread that inspired it, so I’ll be nice and add the context for you:
But @Blindmellowjelly , it’s your job to do that when you start a thread, and if you don’t, the kids will likely just close your threads. (And get annoyed with you.) Next time, give enough context that other posters have some ideas what you are trying to write about.