The “snowflake” symbol denoting the chilled nozzle has eight lobes*****
A snowflake has six-way symmetry you idiots!
It’s made by Britta the filter people, you’d think they’d know about water.
Idiots!
***** branches, arms, thingies.
Hmmm… that’s not their corporate logo though, is it? (all I could find was a rather dull grid of blue circles).
Maybe they designed this faux snowflake thing that way on purpose? Perhaps so that it could be registered as a trademark or something? Or maybe they just created it by folding a square of paper diagonally in half three times and attacking it with scissors.
Maybe it represents a spigot knob. Or something.
This is a phrase usually used to denote something like the jug slipping its mounts and sqooshing small children who rock the unit, or the HOT setting shooting scalding 180° high-pressure spray into the face of an innocent user. An 8-sided snowflake don’t cut it, I’m afraid.
Maybe it dispenses vibrational homoeopathic magnetic water with 8-fold symmetrical resonant structure.
I’m thirsty.
No. You’re precious. You and the Touter of Mange crack me right up. 
This would be a magnificent design feature. New advanced Turbo-Cool. Now with Tilt-n-sqoosh[sub]tm[/sub]
If the water spray is at 180 degrees, it bloody well better be high-pressure…
…or we’ve got a whole new kind of water here.
Wait a minute! Why would chilled water have a snowflake symbol! That’s the shaved-ice dispenser!
Fahrenheit, you silly Canuck! We don’t use your sensible metric temperature scale here, Bub. 
:o
Egregious!