No matetr hwo bad yuo srcew up teh splling, sme old persno will voet fro yuo becuase you are a vett.
But they don’t get to eat too much candy.
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your exquisitely edited newsletter :).
I think Mr. and Mrs. Fuckstick made a good choice when naming their kid.
Brainiac4 won LOTS of points in the “pain in the ass parent” contest by taking these notes from the teachers, filling them with red proofreading marks, and returning them to the school…
The first one was from the Kindergarten teachers talking about the importance of good reading and writing skills!