The company I work for has a contract with a local outfit to do our pre-employment physicals and drug screening. Said provider has one of the more obnoxious salespeople it’s been my displeasure to come in contact with. This guy is fond of sending out little seasonal health and safety reminders that are really just plugs for his employer. Normally I don’t mind them all that much, but today’s really gave me pause. I’ve quoted the message below, exactly as I received it:
OK, my first thought is, was this guy drunk when he wrote this? My second thought is, if they take the same amount of care with their contracted services as they do with their promotional E-mailings, maybe we should look for another provider.