Gee, Dave, didn’t you read Bricker’s post? We want him to look like Antonio Banderas, have movie stars for girlfriends, and blow jobs in Asian sex parlors. That’s because all of us on the left are batshit crazy and out of contact with the cold, hard facts of life, unlike hard headed realists like you guys.
A nation is, at least to some degree, a collective, in that it is our country. Citizens bear a mutual responsibility, and this responsibility may even, at certain desperate moments, encroach on Property Rights, that most sacred and holy of civilized advances, next to the Miracle of Compounded Interest. (I will endeavor to be circumspect, I know I’m approaching the edges of heresy for the Tighty Righty…)
We are a nation, not some gigantic game of Monopoly. That’s what we mean when we say our country. And we already know the rules aren’t fair, have never been fair. Some people get $2000 dollars every time they pass go, and if they get the Go to Jail card, they don’t have to unless they roll snake eyes.
Human misery is repulsive, morally corrosive, and a shame and blight to the nation that tolerates it. That the wealthiest and most powerful nation in human history would tolerate misery amongst its own goes beyond unjust, it is obscene, it is damnable.
And we will not sit down, we will not shut up, and we will not accept it.
So you might just as well cave in to our more moderate programs, and we’ll stop bugging you. For a while. And we’ll accede to your wishes on the plastic surgery and professional fellatio. For the foreseeable future.