Is it true that some of Mr Adam’ disciples get off on drinking his bathwater? Someone said Luneasea was on the hardstuff which requires a once a week bathing habit from Cecil. I don’t know if I should allow my teenage kids to become exposed to such cultlike goings-on. I suspect they are already in danger of weightgain.
How the hell did you find that out?
Ok,who’s been telling our secrets to the unbelievers?
Hey, if the bathwater drinking bothers you, better not ask about the ear wax and toe jam.
BTW, shouldn’t this be in GQ?
Psst! Hey, want this bottle of Cecil’s Bathwater??
::twitching::
I don’t have a problem. I can stop anytime I want.
hello G.nome.
goodbye g.nome.
Yes, It’s all true. The bathwater drinking. The midnight ceremonies involving three live earthworms and a plastic lawn flamingo. The Barry Manilo CD. The eggbeather (Oh God, the eggbeater!).
All of it carefull designed to force you into a shame spiral and complete ego breakdown. Soon you understand that you know nothing and Cecil knows all.
It’s not a cult. It’s a way of live.
John damn you are quick!
Authentium spells my name the same as G. nome and is also from New Zealand. Hmmmm…
G. Nome’s email jesson@inet.net.nz
Authentium’s email bjjesson@inet.net.nz
It was the bath water reference. He/she/whatever mentioned in another thread about drinking Cecils bathwater. did a little check and saw the email addresses.
Although Manny pointed out the fnord link before I copped it.
I have requested more information from both posters, in the meantime, give 'em the benefit of the doubt, please. (But thanks for the detective work, we appreciate all assistance from our Teeming Millions, bless their little hearts.)
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
Two different computers and two computer owners = two different sources. There is not even any spatial proximity. Come, on this is housewife.net isn’t it? You would expect the sharing of computers to be quite common. Or is it a rule that all those lurid accounts of married life have to come from “two different sources?”
Fine, we have a husband and wife team of assholes who will soon be gone then.
Whatever… Here’s one for each of you then:
:wally:wally
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Four months, one week, 1 hour, 4 minutes and 42 seconds.
5161 cigarettes not smoked, saving $645.22.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 22 hours, 5 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!*[/sub]
Well, hello Notthemama. Back from rehab? Four months off “cigarettes” you say? I think we’re talking bathwater here - from Cecil’s spongebath years no doubt. A hard addiction to break. Just say no to Monster104 and good luck.
Hey, how come I haven’t got to drink any of Unca Cecil’s bathwater yet?
Huh?
Cecil in the morning,
Cecil in the evening,
Cecil at suppertime,
With Cecil in a bottle,
You can drink Cecil any time!
What, you didn’t know about that? :wally
Does anyone else find it hilarious that someone can confuse Satan and Notthemama?
That’s just the laugh I needed this morning. Thanks, gnome.
Why aren’t those forest fires out yet Teeming Millions? Standing up or sitting down, make Cecil proud.
Satan and Notthemama are both Americans. Everyone knows that.
I don’t know about them Americans. They all look alike to me.
–Tim
Thank you - that’s very kind. You have redeemed my faith in Americans. Peter Jennings was about the only person I had left.