Weekend Feud: Working for a Living by WormTheRed [Closed]

The Game Room
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  1. Professional sports player
  2. Actor
  3. Model
  4. Accountant
  5. Philanthropist
  6. Firing my boss
  7. Lawyers are evil liars
  8. Working at a fast food restaurant
  9. Five
  10. 62
22
  1. Spy
  2. Firefighter
  3. model
  4. data entry
  5. Broadway star
  6. Telling obnoxious customers where to stick it
  7. Cops like donuts
  8. fast food slinger
  9. 3
  10. 75
    10 - because even though you may be able to retire at 65, I can count on one hand those who can afford to
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  1. Rock star
  2. Rock star
  3. Rock star
  4. Transpondster
  5. Rock star
  6. Rock star
  7. Rock stars fuck like rock stars.
  8. Rhythm guitarist in a garage band
  9. 5
  10. at death
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Check your PM’s, Jack.

25
  1. Pilot
  2. Fireman
  3. Nurse
  4. File clerk
  5. Bike messanger
  6. Firing my boss
  7. Asshole boss
  8. Fast-food cashier
  9. 6
  10. 65
26
  1. rock star
  2. fireman
  3. nurse
  4. accountant
  5. book editor
  6. quitting
  7. construction workers are sexist pigs
  8. fast food worker
  9. 6
  10. 65
27
  1. Actor/Actress
  2. Fireman
  3. Librarian
  4. Accountant
  5. Industrial Lab Technician
  6. That I’d meet a woman who’d found my job sexy.
  7. Lawyers are heartless
  8. Burger flipper
  9. 6
  10. 72
  11. I was going to with what I’d guess most Dopers would come up with, and I couldn’t think of anything that I’d guess would have more than one other answer. Then I realize I had no clue there. So I just went with my dream job.
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  1. Fireman
  2. Rock star
  3. Actress
  4. Accounting
  5. Baseball star
  6. Telling a stupid boss to go bleep himself
  7. Cops are always eating doughnuts
  8. Fast-food restaurant employee
  9. 5
  10. 65
29
  1. Fighter Pilot
  2. Fireman
  3. Dancer
  4. Bookkeeper
  5. Pilot
  6. Quit in a huff
  7. Secretaries are female
  8. Pizza delivery
  9. 4
  10. 65
30
  1. Athlete
  2. Construction(?)
  3. Model
  4. accountant
  5. Actor
  6. No work- get paid lots
  7. Policemen hang at donut joints*
  8. Fast food joint
  9. 5
  10. 65

*Starbucks is the new Dunkin Donuts :slight_smile:

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  1. Paratrooper
  2. Firefighter
  3. Stripper
  4. Accountant
  5. Judge
  6. Beautiful, horny secretary
  7. Anything appearing in Dilbert
  8. Working the counter at McDonalds
  9. Four
  10. 70
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  1. So… will you choke to death on your own vomit, or someone else’s? :eek::D;)
33

  1. rock star

  2. astronaut

  3. Victoria’s Secret model

  4. sorting mail

  5. bandleader

  6. sex in space

  7. software coders have poor social skills

  8. lawn care

  9. six

  10. 65

  11. writing T.P.S. reports

  12. piano player in a whorehouse

  13. orgy in space

  14. all politicians are corrupt

  15. union auto workers are all overpayed

  16. dope runners

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  1. What’s the coolest job?
  2. What’s the sexiest job for a man to do?
  3. What’s the sexiest job for a woman to do?
  4. What’s the most boring job?
  5. What’s your dream job? (a real job name, please - not “king of the world…”)
  6. Name a fantasy about a job. (sexual or non-sexual, 10 words or fewer!)
  7. Name a stereotype about a job. (10 words or fewer)
  8. Name a typical teenager-job.
  9. How many jobs has the average 35 yr old had?
  10. When do you get to stop working, permanently? (Name an age.)
  11. Butcher
  12. Private detective
  13. stripper
  14. accountant
  15. athlete
  16. winning lotto, singing Take this Job and Shove It
  17. Carpenters showing about 3" of ass crack
  18. fast food restaurant
  19. 10
  20. 65
  21. Because Butchers work in a “cold” environment
  22. Magnum, Rockford, etc.
    ETA…Thank you REBO for supplying the questions in your summary.
35
  1. Astronaut
  2. Athlete
  3. Swimsuit/Lingerie model
  4. Assembly line factory worker
  5. Travel writer
  6. I win a big lottery and quit it
  7. Computer professionals can’t attract women
  8. Newspaper delivery
  9. 3
  10. 75

For question # 9, I assume you mean “different occupations” and not necessarily changing of employers but same basic position. If I’m wrong about that, change my answer to 10.

36
  1. Price is Right host
  2. Construction
  3. Stripper
  4. Accountant
  5. Wakeboard Instructor
  6. Boss does the secretary
  7. Cops are crooked
  8. Mc Donalds
  9. 10
  10. 65
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My responses weren’t really jokes. Couldn’t think of anything better.

Disqualify them if you must. I’m sure the bookies will be thrown in all sorts of disarray, but it’s no skin of my balls.

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I meant your second interpretation; how many different employers/jobs.

How have others interpreted it?

39
  1. Spy
  2. Firefighter
  3. Movie star
  4. Data entry
  5. Editor
  6. Making millions for doing something you’d do for free
  7. Doctors are all rich
  8. Burger flipper
  9. 5
  10. Never
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I’m gonna have to score this tomorrow - the day got away from me.