- astronaut
- firefighter
- exotic dancer
- assembly line
- systems integration design
- no time reporting, no office politics
- everybody hates their job
- working at the burger joint
- 6
- 65
- Spy
- Construction worker
- Nurse
- assembly line
- President
- Genius being recognized with huge raise and promotion
- police officers are power-hungry donut eating pigs
- slinging burgers
- 20
- 67
Fisha - what’s up with the parentheses? You know better. 
Ooh, that’s a better answer.
An astronaut called me at work a couple of times and I was star struck. I GIGGLED.
OK, so these are the answers I think most people will have said - not my own preferences…
- Astronaut
- Fireman
- Secretary
- Working on an assembly line
- Pilot
- Naughty nurses
- Teachers have pets
- Delivering Newspapers
- 7
- 65
-
What’s the coolest job?
1. Spy 9 -
Rock star/Musician 6
-
Astronaut 5
-
Pilot 3
-
Professional athlete 3
-
Actor 2
-
Butcher 1
-
doctor 1
-
Fireman 1
-
Movie computer graphics 1
-
Paratrooper 1
-
Pastry chef 1
-
Price is Right host 1
-
What’s the sexiest job for a man to do?
2. Fireman 17 -
Construction worker 7
-
Actor 2
-
Rock star 2
-
Astronaut 1
-
Athlete 1
-
Cowboy 1
-
Lifeguard 1
-
Masseuse 1
-
Model 1
-
Private detective 1
-
What’s the sexiest job for a woman to do?
3. Dancer/Stripper 11 TIE
3. Model 11 TIE -
Nurse 4
-
Actress 2
-
Librarian 2
-
Secretary 2
-
CEO 1
-
Exercise instructor 1
-
Teacher 1
-
What’s the most boring job?
4. Accountant/Bookkeeper 16 -
Assembly line factory worker 5
-
Data entry 4
-
File clerk 4
-
Actuary 1
-
Cash register clerk 1
-
Garbage Collector 1
-
Mail sorter 1
-
Office worker 1
-
Security officer at night 1
-
What’s your dream job?
5. Published writer 7 -
Actor 3
-
Pilot 3
-
President 3
-
Professional athlete 3
-
Rock star/Musician 3
-
Editor 2
-
Head chef/pastry chef 2
-
Bandleader 1
-
Bike messenger 1
-
Hotel Manager 1
-
Industrial Lab Technician 1
-
Judge 1
-
Nurse 1
-
Philanthropist 1
-
Systems integration design 1
-
Wakeboard Instructor 1
-
Name a fantasy about a job.
6. Quitting/Winning lottery and quitting 6 -
Telling off/firing/beating up the boss 6
-
Deliveryman sex 3
-
Genius being recognized 2
-
Nurses 2
-
Telling off obnoxious customers 2
-
Au pair and daddy sex 1
-
Beautiful, horny secretary 1
-
Boss/secretary sex 1
-
Don’t have to work at all! 1
-
engineers are sexy 1
-
Making millions for doing something you’d do for free 1
-
no time reporting, no office politics 1
-
No work- get paid lots 1
-
Professor/student sex 1
-
Sex in space 1
-
Sex on my desk 1
-
Sexy librarian seduction 1
-
That I’d meet a woman who’d found my job sexy. 1
-
To be a rock star 1
-
Name a stereotype about a job.
7. Cops like donuts 6 -
Boss is idiot/jerk 5
-
Computer professionals can’t attract women/are nerds 4
-
Lawyers = bad 3
-
Accountants are boring 1
-
Actors have it easy 1
-
Anything appearing in Dilbert 1
-
Boring paperwork 1
-
Carpenters showing about 3" of ass crack 1
-
construction workers are sexist pigs 1
-
Cooks/food workers will get fat 1
-
Cops are crooked 1
-
decorators are gay 1
-
Dentists are evil. 1
-
Doctors are all rich 1
-
everybody hates their job 1
-
Men get paid more than women 1
-
Secretaries are female 1
-
secretary and boss having an affair 1
-
Teachers have pets 1
-
White collar means smarter 1
-
Name a typical teenager-job.
8. Fast food worker 29 -
Newspaper delivery 2
-
Babysitting 1
-
Lawn care 1
-
Pizza delivery 1
-
Stock-boy 1
-
How many jobs has the average 35 yr old had?
9. 5 11 -
6 7
-
3 5
-
10 4
-
4 3
-
7 2
-
8 2
-
20 1
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When do you get to stop working, permanently?
10. 65 24 -
67 3
-
70 2
-
75 2
-
62 1
-
71 1
-
72 1
-
Never 1
disregard: entry after timeframe.
also, cocks.
And the winners are ~drumroll~ **swampbear ** and Happy Lendervedder!!! Good job, guys! :: flings confetti:: They both got 8 right, but different ones wrong. Way to go! Perfect score was 388.56.
Thanks everyone, and thanks WormTheRed! Interesting fantasies!
Stay tuned, feudsters…
**1. swampbear 374.29
- Happy Lendervedder 374.29 **
- 42fish 351.43
- HongKongFooey 334.29
- wevets 334.29
- MsWhatsit 317.14
- The Tof 314.29
- This’ll Do 285.71
- Sublight 282.86
- astorian 282.86
- 3acresandatruck 280.00
- ShibbOleth 277.14
- gonzomax 274.29
- Sigmagirl 271.43
- Scarlett67 268.57
- notfrommensa 265.71
- fisha 260.00
- anyrose 251.43
- want2know 240.00
- El_Kabong 237.14
- tarragon918 231.43
- judikium 231.43
- Mahaloth 231.43
- Elendil’s Heir 222.86
- OtakuLoki 217.14
- jsgoddess 211.43
- Dolores Reborn 208.57
- Queen Tonya 194.29
- Baker 188.57
- Sternvogel 182.86
- bluecanary 177.14
- DfrntBreign 148.57
- cmkeller 134.29
- jali 128.57
- WormTheRed 100.00
Fun game - thanks! About the result I expected. And I really should have said being President would be my dream job.
How the hell did I manage to get dead last at my own Feud???
Schucks…
About 20 years ago, I was with friends at the 4th of July celebration on the St. Louis riverfront. McDonnell-Douglas had a fighter jet on display, with some employees from engineering or something in a booth giving out posters of the astronauts. My friends made fun of me for getting in line for the poster (I was 30 at the time), but they really cut loose after I got it. One of the people in the booth was Charles Walker, who I recognized and persuaded to autograph my poster. He said I was the only person who’d known who he was; my friends felt that was a sure sign of my incurable nerdiness. (I still have the autographed poster, too.)