Weinermobile wipes out!

Kurzejewski is father to thirty-seven children by nine different women.

Argh…the link is broken now! Must…have…bad…puns!

I just assumed it was writing its name.

Yeah, what a couple of numbnuts.

http://www.stargazettenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080211/NEWS01/802110323

I found the photo amusing, and the fact of the accident (since everyone was OK) but I couldn’t make it past the second paragraph of the article because I absolutely, frothingly despise puns used like that. (Every rare once in a while an isolated pun can be amusing, but when everything breaks down into puns I get so irritated that I can’t read it or I’ll actually find myself becoming angry. I hate hate hate hate hate when threads on message boards turn into pun threads, for example.)

Thank you. There are many pun-rific people in my life who needed to see that.

Didn’t Unca Cecil do a column on penile fracture?

Ah, yes.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_426.html

Broken wieners.

Ditto on the last sentence for me, but about “whence” not needing “from” as it means “from what place”. Not “illegal” as Shakespeare used it, but still frankly unkosher.

I passed up the luncheon entree choice today of “pulled pork barbecue”.

It looks smaller than usual in that photo. But then, that happens.

The tip was cut off on my photo.

That’s from the snow. They shrink in cold weather, doncha know.