Kurzejewski is father to thirty-seven children by nine different women.
Argh…the link is broken now! Must…have…bad…puns!
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First time I’ve seen a wiener dragging in the snow.
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I just assumed it was writing its name.
[QUOTE=samclem]
Anyone else notice that it was two women who couldn’t handle a wiener?
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Yeah, what a couple of numbnuts.
[QUOTE=Asimovian]
Argh…the link is broken now! Must…have…bad…puns!
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http://www.stargazettenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080211/NEWS01/802110323
I found the photo amusing, and the fact of the accident (since everyone was OK) but I couldn’t make it past the second paragraph of the article because I absolutely, frothingly despise puns used like that. (Every rare once in a while an isolated pun can be amusing, but when everything breaks down into puns I get so irritated that I can’t read it or I’ll actually find myself becoming angry. I hate hate hate hate hate when threads on message boards turn into pun threads, for example.)
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
http://www.stargazettenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080211/NEWS01/802110323
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Thank you. There are many pun-rific people in my life who needed to see that.
[QUOTE=Asimovian]
Argh…the link is broken now! Must…have…bad…puns!
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Didn’t Unca Cecil do a column on penile fracture?
Ah, yes.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_426.html
Broken wieners.
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
People, please: Wiener, not weiner. “ie” and “ei” are pronounced completely differently in German (the language from whence the wiener sprang).
I know it’s a little, nitpickety thing, but it’s driving me crazy.
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Ditto on the last sentence for me, but about “whence” not needing “from” as it means “from what place”. Not “illegal” as Shakespeare used it, but still frankly unkosher.
I passed up the luncheon entree choice today of “pulled pork barbecue”.
It looks smaller than usual in that photo. But then, that happens.
[QUOTE=Charger]
It looks smaller than usual in that photo. But then, that happens.
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The tip was cut off on my photo.
[QUOTE=Charger]
It looks smaller than usual in that photo. But then, that happens.
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That’s from the snow. They shrink in cold weather, doncha know.