The missus crosses her legs when she urinates. It amuses me to no end. I’m not sure why. First time I saw her on the john with legs crossed I didn’t realize she was “doing” anything. Figured the lid was down and she was just using it as a place to sit. She looks like she’s just hanging out. Do many women do this?
Can’t say I’ve ever heard of anyone doing this. Do you mean she crosses her legs as they stick out in front (like at the ankles) or does she put one leg over the other at the knee, or does she perch on top with both legs crossed…Indian style
She puts one leg over the other. Like a women sitting on a barstool. Or the host on one of those morning shows like “Live with Regis and (insert airhead here)”
I have to pee right now. I should try this corss-legged deal out. It doesn’t seem like it would be comfortable. Who knows? Maybe she’s discovered a secret.
Normally, my husband says I look like one of our cats when I pee: stare straight ahead or give dirty “I’m kind of busy here” glances, intent on just getting the job done and getting out of there. If I’m being watched, yeah, I probably do look that way.
Gotta go…
Well, you can all sleep easy. I just tried it. Nothing revolutionary. More trouble than it was worth.
I wonder why she does that? Maybe it’s more ladylike. I’ve found most things that are considered more ladylike tend to be rather uncomfortable. 
She says it’s comfortable, and the way she always does it. But post afterwards and tell us how it worked out for you…
I’m not a female, so I won’t answer this.
I, on the other hand, have been told I am weird for standing up to wipe after a number 2.
I, too, did that for many years. But after I realized that most people didn’t I intentionally changed my modus operandi.
Quite often my business won’t, uh… completely drop free by itself. So I have to do a little sit-down dance to shake it free.
But you won’t ever catch me saying that in print!