Tell me about weird businesses in your area. By “weird” I mean:
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[li]Weird merchandise.[/li][li]Weird hours.[/li][li]Weird decor.[/li][li]Weird employees/owner.[/li][li]Generally weird “vibe.”[/li][/ul]
I’m inspired to write this thread by a place that I visited the other day. It’s an outdoor sports shop a few blocks from my house.
First, its hours: It’s NEVER open on Sundays (not unusual in conservative central Illinois). Monday thru Saturday it’s open whenever the boss feels like opening it. Some days it doesn’t open at all. Other days it opens as early as 8AM or as late as 3PM. It closes as early as 6PM and as late as 11PM.
Once inside, the place has all the charm and decor of a machine shed. Concrete floors with oil stains, never been swept. The walls have one or two posters of big-boobed girls holding power tools. The check-out area is a little booth with a calculator and a receipt book. There is no cash register.
The merchandise consists of about two dozen vehicles (not sure what they’re called) that look like souped-up go-carts wtih roll cages, and about two dozen used mopeds, motorcycles and motor scooters, all in various stages of rebuilding. BUT, and here’s the funny part: though they all have price tags on them, they’re behind a rope with a big “DO NOT ENTER” sign on it: :eek:
On one of the windows there is a cartoonish painting of a guy on a jet-ski. Inside there is not a jet-ski, Waverunner, or any other kind of boat to be found.
The funniest part of all: the business does not have a name. Nowhere. Not on the outside of the building, not on the inside, nowhere. I asked one of the employees what the name of the business was, and he said “Uh, I dunno. Bud’s Powersports maybe… Hey Bud, what do you call this place?” Bud looked at him and shrugged his shoulders and went back to work on his crossword puzzle. I asked the guy who I should make a check out to, should I want to buy something, and he said “We don’t take checks.”
As I left the place, I got the impression that they don’t really want to do business with me (or the general public) unless it’s unavoidalbe, and that 99.9% of their clientele consists of people who buy, sell, trade and re-build motorcycles and souped-up go-carts for and from one another. Weird.
So, any weird business in your neck of the woods?