Weird episodes in censorship

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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{{{…and in “Aqualung,” an “offending” line was masked over to be “got him by the fun”?}}}—Catrandom

Yeah, I remember that one…Locomotive Breath, and the original line was, “…and the all time winner has got him by the balls.” None of the radio stations would play the original version then, but they don’t seem to have a problem with it now.

“…and a happy who-ya to-ya!”

–Kalél
Common ¢ for all ages…
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

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BurnMeUp: Undoubtedly the funniest thing about showing “Private Parts” (aside from the inane censoring of a man caressing his own wife’s clothed breast, of course), was that most of the ‘bleeping’ was so fucking uncoordinated that it tended to miss the ‘offensive’ syllables and snag the ones before or after them. My SO and I were practically falling out of our chairs listening to it! I gotta go rent that sucker!

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A question on something uncensored, while we’re at it:

Back in the 1970s, there was a TV movie or Afterschool Special (I have no idea what it was called, or what it was about – I merely saw it mentioned on a TV special several years ago) that involved the rape of a teenage girl by several of her “friends.” The scene in question took place in a bathroom in the girl’s house, and consisted of quick cuts between close shots of some kids holding the victim down (some of these were other girls, it so happens) and medium shots from behind the rapist, his body positioned so that only the guaranteed-censored bits were obscured.

A) How did this get onto the tube in the 70s?

B) Has it been shown since, outside of the documentary I vaguely recall?

C) What was the title, the plot/purpose, and can the film be found anywhere?

It was very disturbingly filmed, whatever it was. Perhaps such a dose of reality served a purpose. Perhaps not. The scene in question seemed almost pornographic, snuff-filmy.

–Da Cap’n

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I heard that the band send tons of versions of that song to the radio station, with almost every possible combination of censored/uncensored words. As you flip radio stations or move around the country you’ll hear different combinations. I was in Florida last week, and they didn’t censor the “gun” “drug” and “colt 45”, but in Illinois just about everything’s bleeped.

“Eppur, si muove!” - Galileo Galilei

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Several years ago I went to see the movie ‘Poltergeist’ in Singapore, a land where ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’ and ‘Mr. Tamborine Man’ are still banned for suspected drug references.
So, if you remember this film, you’ll recall that the parents, early in the film, retreat to their bedroom pull out a cigar box, roll up and smoke a doobie. There it was, clear as day, uncensored.
After the film, I asked my chinese friend how this made it through the censors untouched. She pointed out to me that no one in the film had made any overt reference to what they were doing. (i.e.,'Gee, honey let’s smoke some marijuana). And the censors really weren’t familiar enough with drug culture to catch it on their own!

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Yeah the scene where Pigvomit screamed Fuck You they missed the Fuck completely it was pretty good.

The movie itself is pretty funny.

To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.

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If anyone ever bought the edited version of NWA’s “Straight Outta Compton”, they would’ve found that, according to the revised lyrics, NWA stands for “Brutha’s With Attitude”.

The censored version of Wu-Tang’s “36 Chambers” album has a song called “Shame on a Nuh” and Ol’ Dirty Bastard is only referred to as “O.D.B.”.

When MTV airs Tom Petty’s “You Don’t Know How It Feels” video,the words become:
“Lets get…to the point
Lets roll…(garbled) on down the road”

And when they aired Tool’s “Stinkfist” video, the title was changed to “Track #1”. I guess “Stinkfist” is the eighth dirty word.

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Cap’n, here’s a link to what I think you are looking for:
http://allmovie.com/cg/x.dll?UID=12:57:32|PM&p=avg&sql=FBorn|Innocent

Hope that link works for you. I believe the movie you are describing is “Born Innocent” with Linda Blair.

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Not censorship per se, but related to the theme of commercials modified under public pressure:
In the mid sixties Granny Goose changed its image by introducing TV commercials with a Bond-like character performing some feat of derring-do and capping it off by ripping open a package of potato chips with his teeth; the tagline: “Are you man enough to eat Granny Goose?” Not long thereafter, and to the regret of college students everywhere, the tagline was changed to “Are you grown-up enough for Granny Goose?” in response to the predictable outcry from certain quarters.

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Thanks, DIF. I have no idea if that’s it, but now I have something to work with.

Of course, one could make some disturbing inferences about my interest in this film, but trust me when I say it’s all more or less academic curiosity. If not – hey, I am Cap’n Crude …

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I recall a recent Honey Nuts Cheerios commercial based on Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf (a cartoon character) says to Red at the end of the commercial: “Sorry about that “eating you” thing”. This line has been taken out!

Also, the Steve Miller song was “Jet Airliner”. There is a “clean” version in which he says: “Funky KICKS goin’ down in the city”.

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In the movie “Fort Apache, the Bronx,” when it made its network TV appear some years ago, numerous 4- and 12-letter words needed to be bleeped. One of the more humorous substitutions was where one character referred to another as a “mother-grabber.”

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The one that always bugged me was MTV editing the word “prophylactics” out of a Tribe Called Quest song about 10 years ago. What could be so damaging about that word?

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I rember this old cartoon on the bugs n’ tweety show
it was about a flea apperently a red neck
attacking a dog at the end the flea was carrying the dog on a silver platter. the flea passes a cat taking a nap. the cat see’s this and the cat says to the camera “well, now I’ve seen it all” and pulls out a 45 and blows out his brain. I was 10 and I wasn’t imanging it, the shocker is that was 8 years ago. someone please back me up here

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I’ll back you up, I’ve seen that one too.

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Da Chef

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The weirdest I can think of was part of the comics code. It banned the use of the word “flick.”

Now you might think you can guess the reason – that there’s something that was considered smutty about the term. But as far as the comics code authority was concerned, the censoring had nothing to do with any off-color meaning (“flick my bic” was years away).

The reason was that words in comic books are written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

Not obvious why that was a problem? Write it out on a sheet of paper: FLICK. And see what happens when the L and I get a bit too close together…

Other examples:

Cole Porter’s line in “I Get A Kick Out of You” was changed from “I get no kick from cocaine” to “Some love the perfumes in Spain.” Porter made the change himself for the first movie version of the song. The real lyrics didn’t appear onscreen until BLAZING SADDLES.

In the early days of movie censorship, you couldn’t end a sentence with the word “behind.” Thus the sentence “Can spring be far behind?” was banned.

An author once slipped the term “ball-bearing mousetrap” past the censors at Astounding Stories. He was referring to a tomcat.

There are many more examples. Censorship always ends up looking silly.

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Weird censorship I’ve seen:
In the eighth grade, my English class read a book entitled “Red Sky at Morning”, excellent book, by the way. This book, as it happens, contains lots of profanity, much of it in Spanish, being set in New Mexico, and some sexual innuendo, being set in high school. Anyway, our class watched the movie version after we finished the book, but the censored version was all my teacher could find. The line, as spoken by the character of Marcia, “Are you going to talk to me, or do I have to become a lesbian?” became “Are you going to talk to me, or do I have to become a” and at this point, Marcia’s lips form the word “lesbian”, but not a sound, not even background noise is heard. Then, when her lips stopped moving, a much lower voice came in with the word “nun”. Needless to say, the class broke up. Another gem from that movie was when one of the Hispanic characters was complaining about how “we got this chingao wind last spring…” This was censored to “we got this ah-HOH wind…” Rendered in proper Spanish spelling, this articulation would be spelled “ajo”. This word means “garlic”.

In songs:

Marilyn Manson’s “The Beautiful People”- The word “shit” is cut out of the line “You can’t smell your own shit while on your knees”. The result sounds more like “You can’t smell your armpit while on your knees”!
Third Eye Blind’s “Semi-Charmed Life”- You know, that really cheerful, upbeat sounding ditty that’s really about tweeking and oral sex, the drug reference in “Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break” is cut so clumsily that even the rhythm of the song is disrupted: “Doing cphblrbph will lift you up until you break”. The line “She comes round and she goes down on me” was left intact, which is odd because “go down” was cut out of “You Oughta Know”, by Alanis Morrisette on MTV.
Green Day’s “Longview”- I have heard three versions of this song, one where the line “Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit, I’m sick of all the same old shit, in the house with unlocked doors and I’m fuckin’ lazy” is left intact, one where it becomes “I’m sick of all the same old sh- , in the house with unlocked doors and I’m (fweep)in’ lazy”, and one where it is rendered “I’m sick of all the same old (silence), in the house with unlock doors and I’m (fweep)(fweep) lazy”. Also, in this last version, the final line in the chorus “…and I smell like shiiiiiieeeeeeaaaaahhhh…” is also expurgated somewhat. I didn’t even know that there was an obscenity there until I heard that version.

I remain, (until further notice),
your friendly neighborhood neuro-trash grrrl.

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Oh, so that’s what they’re saying (or what gets cut)! I could never figure it out because the rhythm of that cut always throws me.