I watched the Fox presentation of “Austin Powers”, and I just couldn’t believe some of what they altered to supposedly make it fit for croadcast:
Original: “Do I make you horny, baby?”
Fox presentation: “Do I make you randy, baby?”
Excuse me? The network that brought us “Family Guy” finds the word “horny” too offensive?
And then there was the network presentation of “Problem Child 2”(this was years ago):
Junior expressing his not wanting to go to school:
Original: “I’d rather eat a turd”
TV presentation: “I’d rather jump off a cliff”
In the principal’s office, the scene where Junior farts is altered to show him simply burping instead, which caused the principal’s reaction to make no sense whatsoever.
They also cut out the scene at the carnival where everyone started vomiting.
What will they do next, show “Debbie Does Dallas” with the sex cut out?
Listen, you donkey-raping shit-eaters - If you can’t show the good parts, “Edited for content” isn’t enough. There should be a warning, “This presentation contains severely edited scenes which may be objectionable to people who saw the movie in its original glory.”