Weird message left on my answering machine!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Mr. av8rmike, this is (in my dreams :wink: ) Sergeant Potgoddess.
We have someone watching you because you have been a very bad boy. Please stay away from doing anything interesting or we will have to continue to watch you and there just is sooo many boys and too little time.
Call me at 1800-lay-SgPG if you have any problems. :smiley: :wink:

For real… I was wondering did you ever visit another board and left because of all the crazy women? Are you a pilot and do you have a picture of you in uniform on a plane? If so it is very cool you are here ~ I missed you when you left!

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Ummm, hey! Why, yes, that was me. How YOU doin’?
OK, fine. I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is the first handle I’ve used. Yes I’m a pilot, but not commercial, so no uniform. Some pictures, though.

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av8rmike, this is captain Redboss. We have someone watching the Potgoddess. Please stay away from her, you’re going to foul everything up. Call me at 555-6824 if you have any problems.

Red

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Call 212-479-7990 for more information about this message.