Sorry, I have no pics. The customer took the pads with her(presumably to get a refund).
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Oh my god, please stop the punners and the horrible jokes.
I mean, normally I’m the queen of bad jokes, but these are awful. And punners should just have a bucket of icy water dumped on their heads! 
Oh, that Elenia28, always going against the grain.
If it wooden go… Would you name it a Nova?
:: Wooden car joke with beaver reference deleted ::
I would guess the pads came with a coat of paint that made them look real that was worn off by the time mike1dog got to see them.
Maybach tried to pass of a wood dash board on me but I insisted on a vinyl one.
The first car I almost bought (off a used car lot) had a wooden under-carriage.
I was already sold on it. It was a 1972 VW Beetle. Cool! It had an eight-ball shifter. Cool! It had a gas pedal shaped like a bare foot. Cool! It had a fresh black paint-job. Cool!
After I went to the bank to get the cash and returned to the lot, for some reason I got on my knees and looked under it. The entire bottom surface was covered by inch-thick plywood, held in place by bolts that protruded a full four inches. :eek:
The funny thing is, the next day I went to visit some friends, and one of the fellas in the house was bragging about the car he’d just bought, hours before. It had an eight-ball shifter! Cool! It had a gas pedal shaped like… Well, you get the idea.
“Um, Andrew-- did you happen to look underneath it?” “Uh, no.” “I don’t think you’re gonna like this.”
Picture six guys standing around the bug, laughing their asses off, while Andrew (a very tall guy) awkwardly peeked underneath it. “No way!”
He took it back to the lot. 
Elenia28, there’s no joke like a bad joke. Neener neener.