An ex-bf of mine wanted to lick me clean after I had gone to the bathroom, whatever I had done in there. I…just couldn’t. He actually got pretty angry about it and tried to guilt trip me, telling me it wasn’t nice of me and all.
Edit: haha I remember the tone of his voice when he was saying “on top of that you always wash yourself too well!”
I know this isn’t so weird, but I get turned on by women in uniforms. Yes, I know, fairly normal, but I just love a woman in a handsome uniform: policewomen, female soldiers. Yum! She could be the ugliest woman in the world but if she’s in a uniform I’ll give her a second look.
I really really for whatever reason prefer the feeling of soft cotton tshirt or flannel to bare skin on my ladies in pretty much all cases. So I have taken to providing nice 5X T-Shirts as needed. The woman I am currently seeing could wear them as a knee length dress.
I think the Wellies is probably just a part of the boot fetish. I love me a girl in boots, especially those knee or almost knee length boots that seem to be the fashion right now. *
I have a thing for female tennis players, which probably isn’t a fetish in of itself, it just seems weird that it is specifically tennis players that rile me up versus any attractive female athlete
Ditto on the Dan Savage. I thought I had some weird ones til I started reading his column and realized I’m pretty vanilla.
Macrophilia - that is, giantesses and giants (like skyscraper size, not unusually but still realistically sized).
Some of the transformation porn is really freaking weird. I don’t mean gender-switching or giant boobs or things like that. I mean the changing into what to any reasonable person would see at a horrible monster. And this is supposed to be a turn-on?
Latex porn. I think the worst I saw was people transforming into balloon people.
You’d think so… but no, these guys are clearly specific about their preferences.
Hell, some of them aren’t even interested unless it’s a pair of Hunters. No off-brand wellies for their muddy-rubber-boot porn… it’s top shelf all the way, baby. They even spend inordinate amounts of time discussing various colours available, as which ones they’ve recently added to their personal collections. They’re totally fixated on the boots themselves, not on the fact that there’s a girl wearing them.
I think there aren’t too many men who aren’t turned on by boots to some degree. There’s a reason why the knee-high variety is more commonly known as F***-Me Boots, after all. It only becomes a real fetish when you’re turned on by boots, full stop.
The metal rods are called urethral sounds, and they are actually medical equipment for clearing a blocked urethra. I have a set.
I’ve been around longer than most of you, and there isn’t much I haven’t experienced or witnessed. But the most extreme would be someone who wants to be literally tortured to death . . . the more painful, the better. To the point where there’s a contract and a video, absolving the other person of murder (not that it would hold up in court). And of course, elaborate plans to dispose of the body.
No kidding! I once read a letter in his column from a reader who was trying to figure out how to find someone who would let him suck the snot out of her nose while they were having sex.
A while back through was a thread by a Doper who had discovered a former co-worker had consented to be eaten as part of a sexual fantasy. Unfortunately, he actually did play it out. Can’t find the thread, but it’s out there somewhere.
How do your ladyloves take being told to cover their naked body with a tent? I’ve worked pretty hard for a decent body I feel comfortable being naked in front of a lover, I’d be pretty insulted at a request to cover it in pretty much all cases.
Its not an appearance issue, its a texture thing. I don’t ask directly but I will comment how sexy you look or how I like the way you feel when so attired.
Its not a matter of disliking a naked body…far from it. Snuggled up close in a dark bedroom you don’t see much anyway, its more about what you feel.
Also, its more a preference. Think if you turn me on at 9.1 on a 1-10 scale, the t-shirt thing would get you a 9.4-9.5.
I have a customer who runs a “women in boots” site.
O…M…G…
Some of these guys REALLY get off on this stuff.
Several years ago there was an issue of Bizarre Magazine that was devoted only to weird sexual fetishes. The only one I remember was of people who had a fetish for tumors. These people have webpages with pictures of naked celebrities that are photoshopped to look like they have breast tumors. There was also a subculture of that subculture that involved pics of female celebs photoshopped to look like they had double mastectomies, stitches scars and all. I just can’t figure that one out.
Also, the whole “bugchaser” thing: people who actually go out and try to get HIV because the risk is a sexual turn on. Who in the hell came up with that?
In my experience, that’s more of a radical political activity than a sexual turn-on, and mostly involving people who are young and stupid.
For me it’s the way the cloth drapes over her body. With my last GF, when she was naked, that was awesome. When she put on a nightgown and her nipples poked through and her cute ass was barely covered…
Me -> my bunk.
I once dated a woman who was into that or similar. She explained to me it was about the dirtiness or naughtiness involved. The taboo was the turn-on, at least for her. I can mentally understand that but couldn’t empathize, so we never crossed that bridge.
It’s not that they get turned on playing with shit, it’s that they get turned on watching others getting turned on playing with shit. Huge difference.
I had a girlfriend, too, that was basically into low-grade boob “torture”. It’s kind of hard to explain … I used to squeeze them in such a way that all the glands, veins (see below), and breast tissue was stuffed into a tennis-ball-sized ball of flesh centered on her areola. I’ve seen S&M pictures where this kind of thing is done with tightly-wound ropes … well, if you’ve seen those kind of pics, I was basically doing the same thing with two hands.
From what I could gather, having a mammogram applied agressively and injudiciously would gives her waves of pleasure. AFAIK, few women (but not zero) respond to that.
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OK, on to veins: it’s not the same as being into blood, or to being into hands or feet for hands’/feet’s sake. But I like the look and feel of prominent veins under a woman’s skin. Veiny hands, arms, and feet are visually attractive to me. Digging into that a little deeper, I’ve got “pet” veins that are especial turn-ons: the small veins at the base of the fingers that come down from the backs of the hands, veins in the crooks of the elbows, thick veins at the wrists and ankles, veins on the inner part of a woman’s foot between ball of the the ankle and the heel, veins on the top of a woman’s foot that closely approach the base of her toes.
And visible veins on the breasts. Even better if they are actually raised a bit.
EDIT: for anyone into “hand worship” (licking for 15 minutes and such), it’s possible that the person was really into the veins, tendons, and contours of hands.
Yes, but the “others” are still getting turned on playing with shit. I’ve even known people who ate it.
(That’s “known,” not “kissed.”)
Sounding doesn’t strike me as weird, and having used the things (add me to the list of people who own a set, although I got mine for medical reasons) I can understand how someone might turn it to his advantage.
Now, people who have a romantic (not just sexual) thing for large structures or other large objects… that makes no sense to me.