Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)

[kidneyfailure]

@Muffin

It’s not that they have a pee fetish; it’s just that its not every day that a girl gets to see a man with three penises.

Hmmm…this morning I only had one. I’ll check again later.

[Muffin]

Oh oh, first a kidney failure and then a couple of penises go missing. Hope you have good medical insurance.

[kidneyfailure]

@Muffin

Oh oh, first a kidney failure and then a couple of penises go missing. Hope you have good medical insurance.

I have none! I’m screwed.

[Muffin]

Good thing that doesn’t require you to have one.

[martu]

@Siam_Sam

Have seen vaginal smoking here. (No, I don’t mean friction; I mean a cigarette inserted there, followed by puffing.)

This doesn’t do it for so much actually, a beautiful woman smoking normally (though certain ways of smoking are better than others) while fully dressed does though. Hmm thinking about it that’s odd.

[installLSC]

An odd fetish I have is that I get excited by seeing women as the assistants in illusions, such as sawing a woman in half or the Zig Zag lady. I’ve been fascinated by this since early childhood. I don’t really know why, but maybe it’s a combo of bondage (the helplessness of the woman in the box) and trust (she wouldn’t be getting into the box if she didn’t trust the magician). When I do mention it to people they respond more “I’ve never even heard of that before” than “that’s wrong”.

[YogSothoth]

Another abnormal but generally harmless fetish I have is for shy or embarassed girls. If she blushes or pretends to be embarassed while stripping, it’s a real turn on for me

I had the fortune of having all of these things in my ex. Too bad she was crazy.

[tdn]

Into Asian chicks, then?

[YogSothoth]

Yes :o

[BigT]

Let’s see: I find erotic hypnosis quite arousing–even though I’m otherwise practically phobic of hypnotists. I actually had to stop watching videos of women being hypnotized to think they were having orgasms. It was just too much arousal for me to handle.

Also, it’s not exactly a fetish, but I tend to find that if I’m just somewhat anxious (and nowhere near panicking), I tend to find more women attractive. When I’m calm and peaceful, though, I tend to be much more picky. My rule for dating then is that you have to qualify for the second option.

[kidneyfailure]

I just realized that I love girls with glasses, too.

glasses + sexy uniform= Ohhhhhh YEAH!

[pope_hentai]

@River_Hippie

I would guess that it would be practicing medicine without a license. If you were a doctor, removing a healthy testicle might be unethical if there was no theraputic value.
Here’s the case I was referring to.

Edward Bodkin

I actually wound up working with that guy at a gas station in middleofnowhere TN
he was creepy before we found out who he really was. called himself edd and flipped out if you spelled it with one “d”.

[Zebra]

@Raguleader

For purposes of this kink, my girlfriend and I assume that Red is about 19.

Interestingly enough, that’s about how old my girlfriend is.

So, do you dress up in your girlfriends grandma’s pjs and then have another guy come in and kill you with and axe and take Red?

Or are you the woodsman?
It would be really kinky if you liked playing grandma.

[Raguleader]

@Zebra

So, do you dress up in your girlfriends grandma’s pjs and then have another guy come in and kill you with and axe and take Red?

Or are you the woodsman?
It would be really kinky if you liked playing grandma.

Nah, I lock the door so the Woodsman can’t get in

[Mister_Rik]

MC Frontalot’s Little Red Riding Hood song (MP3 link at the bottom of the page).

all right, grama was hanging alone,
cultivating the medicine for the glaucoma.
she paid rent in the forest, it was inexpensive
(grama’s house was in the intensively wolf-rife section of town.
she didn’t mind, she liked a wild hound).

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@BigT

Let’s see: I find erotic hypnosis quite arousing–even though I’m otherwise practically phobic of hypnotists. I actually had to stop watching videos of women being hypnotized to think they were having orgasms. It was just too much arousal for me to handle.

Purely for curiosity’s sake (I’ve got enough weird fetishes already!) where do you find a video of that?

[skkyzelda]

…keepin’ this goin’ lol
i really have lost count as to how many turns ons i’ve got, so I’ll just name a few ranging (and in order) from the mundane (in my head) to the extreme…

1. songs with strong beats (techno music, or catchy rock songs)
2. hearing a man groan (either in pleasure or pain)
3. i love villians (in movies and video games) in general, but to watch them getting their asses kicked is even better.
4. some genres of yaoi (drawn male on male action) including bara, tentacle rape (only including males), and euro guro (which really isn’t a turn on, but i’m just fascinated by it)

[Arglefraster]

@Zebra

The balloon poppers and the ‘women stepping on things’ are a couple of ones I can’t quite get my head around.

I watched a tv show about weird fetishes once that included the balloon popping thing. The only other one I remember (because it was so odd) was fully-clothed women sitting on/in food. The “best” videos of this had a camera set up under a glass table, so you could watch the food being squished under her butt. :dubious:

[BigT]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Purely for curiosity’s sake (I’ve got enough weird fetishes already!) where do you find a video of that?

Youtube/Google Video, mostly. There are hypnosis videos all over, and it’s one of the gags that most hypnotists wind up doing, at least some time in their life.

Warning: looking up Hypnosis orgasm gets you a lot more explicit videos than it used to. The stuff I watched was mostly the stuff they could show on daytime TV and nobody would care. The more lurid stuff makes me feel icky.

[rhubarbarin]

I don’t think I have any proclivities that could be described as a kink. Maybe because I’ve never been one for detailed fantasies. if I’m in the mood I just… do it. And get the best results if I enter a meditative state where my mind is cleared of all thoughts.

@kidneyfailure

It just seemed weird. Maybe I’m close-minded or uptight, but I just don’t think that people need to be standing there observing while I’m pissing. My first girlfriend was from a very nice family, was the valedictorian of our high school, and seemed to be a very down-to-earth kind of girl in the class we had together. Once we started going out, though, she started talking about cock rings and watching me take a leak. It was strange how different she was once I got to know her personally. After we broke up I found another nice girl (I’m into nice, sweet girls) and she, too, started in with the watching me piss thing. I don’t mean to say that people who are into this are deviants, or something…it’s just not something I’d care to participate in.

My wife sometimes comes into the bathroom to brush her teeth while I’m pissing. I always turn my back to her. She gives me the “Cmon, we’re married, who cares?” speech, but I just can’t do it. Maybe I’m the weird one, I don’t know.

You’re just a bit pee-shy, and that’s fine.

Come to think of it, I’ve never watched my boyfriend pee in 5 years together. I’ve certainly never asked!