Indeed. Contact the government to collect as much of it as possible, and send it immediately to Northwest Washington where we have the facilities to safely process it.
Yes. Milk, eggs, and bread. You need to check your provisions, and if you wouldn’t be able to make 500 pieces of french toast at the drop of a hat, you are in serious danger.
Very dangerous. Some of it slid onto some mountain climbers on Everest and they died.
If in doubt, ship it to Quebec. We deal with 250 cm or more of it every year.
Some of us only remember this stuff from when we walked uphill to school in it, both ways, in our bare feet. And we were lucky to have feet!
Send pictures!
Exactly.
Only french toast will stave off the ice zombies that will come.
Well so far I’m still alive. Though, given that this stuff only fell inland from where I am, I guess that’s not too surprising. Weird thing is many people are flocking into the area, like ice zombies to a freezer. If they knew about DHMO they wouldn’t take such risks.
God has given you his blessing (it’s his semen). What you should do is dig lots of little holes and put some in each of them and cover with earth. If you tend them lovingly for a few months you should get a nice little crop of angels in time for Xmas.
It’s the coming of the lord?
If Joh was still in charge up there you can bet it wouldn’t be snowing.
Every flake is sacred, every flake is good?
Does all this falling snow make a kind of whooshing sound? 
I wish I’d said that!
It’s Snowpocalypse!
Stay away from any of that stuff that’s tinted yellow.
My advice is to cut the blue wire.
It makes so much more sense now to this Northerner who just continually keeps two months of food on hand because you never know when a blizzard will hit.
(We do this to honor our grandmothers who put away an entire Winter’s worth of food to get through a Minnesota Winter in 1870).
WAIT! NO! I meant the red wire!
It snowed in Hawaii over the weekend.
What I love about this is it’s true.
I thought snow in Hawaii wasn’t unusual? Hawaii’s got some high mountains.
I remember one period where it snowed in 49 out of the 50 states. Only state it didn’t snow in was here, Florida.
ski Hawaii. Its problematic, but apparently, it can be done.