proof reading is a bitch, maybe I should do it more often…
“You’re not your type” was supposed to be
“You’re not my type”
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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I learned how mercenary women consultants are both firsthand and from my best friend; He’d been dating the woman for about 8 months, and she delivered the breakup bomb at his big New Year’s party at his new house.
Unfortunately, she had to repeat herself the next day because he had drunk so much afterwards that he’d failed to recall that she had broken up with him.
“It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive”
Bruce Springsteen