Welcome to my new colleague...

Anyone check out her CV?

Lots of routine stuff, then this was in there as well

Awards, Recognition, and Charitable Activities (partial listing)
Martinsville Men’s Roundtable Community Service Award 2000

**Most-requested speeches **
How to manage a high stress career and still have a decent sex life

Wonder if those 2 are related?

I also love how the site has instructions on how to save, enlarge or make any of her photos into your computer’s wallpaper. Whew! I was afraid I would have to view her photos only while on line!

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I can’t believe it!! I get to post the link to her Swimsuit Calendar!

Tears of joy are filling my eyes. Is this or is this not the very image of Classic Amateur Polaroid Porn, rated PG for College Kid Losers who are too embarrassed to walk into WaldenBooks and buy a copy of Playboy?

She donates all proceeds from the calendar to charity, but she doesn’t say what charity.

I bet. “Dear Dr. Vaughn, I am a Sophomore Loser from whom women run screaming, would you please write ‘To my angelic stud muffin’…”
And no wonder she doesn’t think bras are important, she’s got herself a coupla nice Honda Civics there,

  • snerk *…

And yes, she apparently really does think that bras cause breast cancer, and no, Guin, there’s no link at all between what kind of clothes you wear and what kind of cancer you get.

This is all such complete bullshit.

Doctor J, can’t you do something professionally to call her on this? Doesn’t this make her a “quack” or something, if she’s telling her patients that they can prevent breast cancer by not wearing a bra?

Not to mention telling women that in 6 months without a bra, their breasts will look “better”. Gravity being what it is, I can’t imagine that working at all. Isn’t she laying herself open to a bunch of malpractice lawsuits down the road, from “marginally saggy” women who put away the bra and are now “definitely saggy”?

And the “Public Appearances” link is just pathetic. Look, she had her picture taken with Helen Gurley Brown! another bizarre-looking female person.

Could someone please tell me why in percypercy’s second link she’s mowing down turkeys with a tractor?

This woman reminds me of a certain doctor in this town that claims to be an “allergist”. I put it in quotes, because basically the guy’s a whacko and doesn’t deserve to really have the title. For a fee, he will test you for allergies, and then send you to his personal pharmacy for all your allergy related needs. :rolleyes: He told my mother’s best friend that she was allergic to fingerprints.

FINGERPRINTS, people. I swear. The worst part is that he has charmed her so well that she won’t consider going to another allergist for a second opinion. She wears gloves all the time. Wouldn’t she be giving herself a rash? Aren’t there fingerprints inside the glove? She gave me the hairy eyeball when I asked her that one.

God bless all the good doctors, who are only out there to really help people.

I’m just guessing these are not work-happy links here?

Eh, Depends on work. She is “clothed” in all the links, albeit just barely…

This lady is a doctor?!!:eek:

By this logic prostitution is healthy and has a great survival benifit. Geez, talk about a logical fallacy. Is she naturally a blonde? (ok, going to get some flack for this one, it is a joke fwiw)

It’s okay, Ethel, no porn, it’s all rated PG, she’s wearing teeny bikinis or tanktops. Mainly the pix are creepy, the way Michael Jackson is creepy (good comparison, whoever said that…)

The more I keep browsing her website, the stranger it all gets. We are in the presence of Weird URL greatness here, folks.

Dr. Va-va-va-Vaughan on workplace dress codes.

This is evidently what she wears.
Picture of Dr. Va-va-va-Vaughan with a patient. Oh. My. God.

Oh, yes, this is advice that I want my daughters to take to heart. “Dress like the Dean’s wife from Animal House, and you’ll have success in the workplace…”

Every single one of the Medical FAQs links on her website, even the ones on fibromyalgia and high blood pressure (and don’t get me started on the “Prostate Exams” picture), has a picture with her mostly-naked body, with her tits prominently featured, although sometimes it’s just her crotch or her ass. What is her problem? Geez.

Forty years of Women’s Liberation seem to have whooshed right over Elizabeth’s head, poor wight. She seems absolutely determined to have Society in general, and men in particular, value her by her tits. I pity her deeply.

Golly. DoctorJ, you have my complete and utter sympathy. Can a female be a maroon? 'Cause Dr. Va-va-va-Vaughan sure is.

She also advocates starting women on hormones at the very earliest opportunity, even if they’re in their 30s.

Isn’t that against accepted medical practice, to get those hormone supplements a-going as soon as she thinks she’s a little menopausal?

Just wanted to enlarge one of the photos from Duck Duck Goose’s post.

I think it might be porn.

:smiley:

Well, I’ll just be off to get the bleach for my** FREEKIN’ EYES, **having just clicked that link. Then I’ll get a power drill for my forehead in hopes that some home lobotomy action will remove that image from my brain.

OH DEAR sweet jesus.

Its horrible… yet… fascinating…

make it stop… please make it stop… i’ll be good. JUst MAKE IT STOP.

Instructions on how to make one of her images your desktop background? shudder

Somebody needs to give this lady a reality check.

So…if she thinks wearing bras cause cancer, why does she wear bikini tops? Isn’t that like a swimsuit bra?

SpazCat, pointing out contradictions for quite a while now.

That was me.

I’m thinking of a phrase, and that phrase is:

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Can I get a witness?

Ah, but those are not mere turkeys, but something much more exotic: Guineafowl. Of, course, it would be much more appropriate if she had something that said “quack, quack, quack.”

It’s porn, all right, but it’s soft porn. In the sense of making most male observers go instantly soft.

Oh, thank you mhendo!! You’ve no idea how badly I needed a good laugh today. Fifteen minutes later and I’m still smiling broadly :smiley:

*"In six months, when you go for your exam, your doctor will ask: “What are you doing? Your breasts are soooo much better!” *

I would avoid this doctor too.

So I’m guessing the patients who would use this doctor are the same ones who could afford to pay cash for any hospital admission whatsoever, without having to worry about claiming it on their medical insurance.

Sweet Holy Chattering Jesus, I cannot stop staring at this picture. It’s like a Saturday Evening Post cover from an alternate Universe where Normal Rockwell is a dirty old man. I’m still staring, mouth agape. What’s wrong with me? Why can’t I stop looking at it?

Some selected gems from the informative Website I felt compelled to share:

Sadly, nothing on eBay.

Remind me to complement my own Doctor about that the next time I’m in for a checkup.

<insert your own easy-target joke here>

damn, damn, damn, DAMN!!!

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hell, i even know a couple of actual porn sites i can get through to, but apparently she’s THAT bad.