There have been many threads on bad spam here, but I think this one I just got takes the cake. I’m… at loss for words here. So i’m going to show you a screenshot instead.
http://postimage.org/image/qsydttn4z/
If it wasn’t a special account for junk mail, I’d be a bit worried about the BOMBING TOOL bit. As it is, I’m worried about hurting my jaw from laughing so hard.