This was anounced by our local weather guy.
Thanks for the warning! I’ll try not to be out in it too much. 
Or
Ladies, don’t you hate cooter air? It can really kill a romantic moment.
Okay, that’s all I’ve got.
If Ben Jones went into the charter plane business, he could use that for a name.
Cooter air? A successor to the now-defunct Hooters Air ?
Flying turtles?! It must be the End Times! Repent! REPENT!!!
Being a northerner, I’d never heard of “cooter” as a turtle. However, a quick google search reveals a Spring Cooter Fest that is (ostensibly, at least) a turtle race.
I’m going to have a hard time with mental pictures now.
I wish the thread title made me think of turtles.
Really, Batsinma Belfry, if you would move out of Funkytown these things might not happen to you.
Those of us in the lower left U.S. get some smog and occasional cow smell but by and large completely avoid large masses of cooter air.
Well… I am feeling a bit queefy…
Which one of the weather duds was it? (Guys couldn’t predict an asswhuppin’ if they were locked in a cage with a rabid Mike Tyson, I tells ya.)
I finally got the thread after more people posted. I’ve only heard cooter used as a name on Dukes of Hazard. I was thinking “That lady has bats in her belfry.” 
It was that new guy on channel 4. Poor guy, he stammered a little, turned bright red, then kept on going.
Maybe he needs to learn some snappy little catchphrase like, “Boom goes the dynamite.”
Southerner, so cooter as turtle made me first think “Cold, time to crawl back in the shell.”
But, I was in the past news Ha-Ha-ing over Ms Spears recent nekkid cooter club crawls, so the second -thought Cooter Air mind wave was less than, um, savory. Tis an ill wind…
Hmmm… usually these gusts are Canadian in origin.