Long Form Qestion
You’re sitting in your favorite chair, eating Cheez Doodles, listening to They Might Be Giants, and re-reading your favorite Terry Pratchett tome. (You just don’t see that word enough anymore “tome”) Without warning, Goetta, your ever-faithful dog/cat/weasel (I mean ferret) sneezes. This is probably from inhaling more than the recommended daily allowance of Doodle cheese-dust, but that’s not important now.
A) Say “bless you” because it’s just polite to say that when someone sneezes.
2. Go “aaarggghh!!” because now you have a huge track of pet-mucous covering your favorite pair of three-day-pants.*
What do you do? What. Do. You. Do?
Short Form Question
Dog sneeze- “bless you”- yes/no/other
*Three-day-pants, for those who don’t know, are those pants that are so comfortable (and make your butt look good) that you normally wouldn’t even think of washing them until you’ve worn them for at least three days.