And just wait till the old pubes start turning gray.
…and all the policemen look young…
My new dentist is younger than my son.
My niece called the music I was listening to geezer rock. I was listening to Queensryche.
My doctor says the pain in my hip when I wake up every morning is arthrytis.
My wife trimmed my eyebrows this morning.
I’m not even 50 yet (47 next month) but I feel old.
You meet a very attractive 20 or 25 year old, and have to surpress the urge to fix her printer, coach her on her career, and help paint her bathroom.