Well, great, what next? The saga of aging.

And just wait till the old pubes start turning gray.

…and all the policemen look young…

My new dentist is younger than my son.

My niece called the music I was listening to geezer rock. I was listening to Queensryche.

My doctor says the pain in my hip when I wake up every morning is arthrytis.

My wife trimmed my eyebrows this morning.

I’m not even 50 yet (47 next month) but I feel old.

You meet a very attractive 20 or 25 year old, and have to surpress the urge to fix her printer, coach her on her career, and help paint her bathroom.