We’ve been having our annual bout of rainy-season flooding, and last Monday a Thai man tried to donate “11 methamphetamine pills in a small plastic zip-lock bag” at a flood-relief center.
Excerpt: "'Looking high, he showed the volunteers the drugs and told them, “I don’t have any money to donate. Will these do?’” Pawat said. “Little did he know that the volunteers were actually from a civil drug suppression task force”."
I dunno, it seems to me like, here you are at an emergency relief center because there is some kind of natural disaster going on. Presumably you’re off duty from work and thus have left your narc hat at home… perhaps a simple, “Go home, speed freak guy – you’re way too high!” would have sufficed.
Note to self: Get out, get out quick, but remember before evacuating to emergency shelter in Thailand that I need to grab copious quantities of illegal narcotics as I may not be able to procure them in said shelter.
Little floodies, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That’s fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,