If my sister buys a monkey.
Your sister would give birth to the monkey or at least adopt it.
Your sister having a monkey isn’t totally impossible. After all, Mary had a little lamb.
That’s nothing, my dog had fleas. CAN YOU DIG IT?
Feh. My dog has no nose.
But… but… how does he smell?
Terrible.
I should have seen that one coming.
Did I miss the memo about making MPSIMS more mundane and pointless?
Is it brass?
A munkle?
Oh, don’t be silly! Whoever heard of a brass munkle!
Mary had a little sheep
And with the sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out
To be a ram
Mary had a little lamb.
That’s just horrid.
O-ka-a-a-y, how about:
Mary had a little lamb
I’m sure you’ve heard before
But did you hear she passed her plate
And asked for a little more?
DD
Within 15 replies, we’ve got horrible puns, dirty poetry, and bestiality.
Sounds like the right type of thread for a Friday morning.
Mary had a little lamb,
A lobster and some prunes;
A little pie, a little milk
With chocolate macaroons.
It made the snooty waiters laugh
To see her order so,
And when they carried Mary out
Her face was white as snow
Grim
[sup]Since someone started…[/sup]
I knew a Mary got a monkey
I thought you ought to know.
From then on her apartment stunkey
Okay…okay…I’ll go.
Mary had a little lamb
… so her father shot the shepherd.
Mary had a little lamb
His feet were black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
His sooty foot he put