If you’ve ever wanted a rifle with such dangerous, homicidal, terrorist features as a pistol grip, a detachable magazine, a bayonet lug, or a barrel shroud (“that shoulder thing that goes up,” as moron Carolyn McCarthy so eloquently said) - now is the time to get it, because we’re likely to have a Democrat president this year. And as if their party weren’t already blatantly anti-gun enough, here’s a little excerpt from their 2008 platform draft (full text here -PDF)
12 We recognize that the right to bear arms is an important part of the American tradition,
13 and we will preserve Americans’ continued Second Amendment right to own and use
14 firearms. We believe that the right to own firearms is subject to reasonable regulation, but
15 we know that what works in Chicago may not work in Cheyenne. We can work together
16 to enact and enforce common-sense laws and improvements, like closing the gun show
17 loophole, improving our background check system and reinstating the assault weapons
18 ban, so that guns do not fall into the hands of terrorists or criminals. Acting responsibly
19 and with respect for differing views on this issue, we can both protect the constitutional
20 right to bear arms and keep our communities and our children safe."
Bolding mine.
Reasonable restrictions.
REASONABLE RESTRICTIONS?
You thick-headed, ignorant morons. If the Assault Weapons ban is a reasonable restriction, I am the Queen of England and I’ll eat my goddamn crown. This is a ban that is based totally on false premises, abject ignorance of firearms of the most egregious variety, and a campaign of misinformation and deception that would make Josef Stalin hang himself in the Red Square with a suicide note reading “I’m a worthless nobody.” That’s right. Because if a rifle has a bayonet lug, for a bayonet that will in 99 percent of cases NEVER be affixed to the damn rifle, it’s an assault weapon. Because if it has a pistol grip, that allows it to be held more comfortably, it’s an assault weapon. Because if it has a folding stock - oh my sweet lord, the stock folds over to the side! It’s…scary! - it’s an assault weapon. If the rifle has a barrel shroud - you know, that shoulder thing that goes up - which in reality does nothing more sinister than prevent you from burning your hand on the rifle’s barrel - it’s a goddamn assault weapon.
Oh, the unbelievable, unbelievable stupidity.
Well, you can see the whole bill here. If you know anything about guns, it’ll make you weep:
The M1 CARBINE?!?!
Are you kidding me?
That little underpowered thing that all of our grandpas and uncles carried in World War II and Korea, with a 15 round magazine, is a goddamn assault weapon? Could someone please explain what is “reasonable” about this?
Lest you think this is some fringe thing that has no chance of ever passing, here are all the other sponsors:
[as of 2008-07-05]
Rep. Neil Abercrombie [D-HI]
Rep. Gary Ackerman [D-NY]
Rep. Howard Berman [D-CA]
Rep. Earl Blumenauer [D-OR]
Rep. Robert Brady [D-PA]
Rep. Lois Capps [D-CA]
Rep. Yvette Clarke [D-NY]
Rep. William Clay [D-MO]
Rep. Joseph Crowley [D-NY]
Rep. Diana DeGette [D-CO]
Rep. William Delahunt [D-MA]
Rep. Rahm Emanuel [D-IL]
Rep. Anna Eshoo [D-CA]
Rep. Sam Farr [D-CA]
Rep. Chaka Fattah [D-PA]
Rep. Bob Filner [D-CA]
Rep. Barney Frank [D-MA]
Rep. Raul Grijalva [D-AZ]
Rep. Jane Harman [D-CA]
Rep. Alcee Hastings [D-FL]
Rep. Mazie Hirono [D-HI]
Rep. Rush Holt [D-NJ]
Rep. Michael Honda [D-CA]
Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee [D-TX]
Rep. Henry Johnson [D-GA]
Rep. Patrick Kennedy [D-RI]
Rep. Dennis Kucinich [D-OH]
Rep. James Langevin [D-RI]
Rep. Barbara Lee [D-CA]
Rep. Zoe Lofgren [D-CA]
Rep. Nita Lowey [D-NY]
Rep. Carolyn Maloney [D-NY]
Rep. Edward Markey [D-MA]
Rep. Betty McCollum [D-MN]
Rep. James McGovern [D-MA]
Rep. Martin Meehan [D-MA]
Rep. Kendrick Meek [D-FL]
Rep. Bradley Miller [D-NC]
Rep. James Moran [D-VA]
Rep. Patrick Murphy [D-PA]
Rep. Jerrold Nadler [D-NY]
Del. Eleanor Norton [D-DC]
Rep. John Olver [D-MA]
Rep. William Pascrell [D-NJ]
Rep. Edward Pastor [D-AZ]
Rep. David Price [D-NC]
Rep. Steven Rothman [D-NJ]
Rep. Janice Schakowsky [D-IL]
Rep. Adam Schiff [D-CA]
Rep. Allyson Schwartz [D-PA]
Rep. Joe Sestak [D-PA]
Rep. Brad Sherman [D-CA]
Rep. Albio Sires [D-NJ]
Rep. Louise Slaughter [D-NY]
Rep. Hilda Solis [D-CA]
Rep. Ellen Tauscher [D-CA]
Rep. John Tierney [D-MA]
Rep. Niki Tsongas [D-MA]
Rep. Christopher Van Hollen [D-MD]
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz [D-FL]
Rep. Diane Watson [D-CA]
Rep. Melvin Watt [D-NC]
Rep. Henry Waxman [D-CA]
Rep. Robert Wexler [D-FL]
Rep. Lynn Woolsey [D-CA]
Rep. Albert Wynn [D-MD]
Well, that does it. This lands on Obama’s desk and I guarantee you he will sign it, because the guy obviously doesn’t know anything about guns. He never served in the military, and he hasn’t done any of the little photo-op things out hunting with a shotgun or whatever, which makes me think that he doesn’t even care about trying to appeal to gun owners. He pushed for the banning of all semi-automatic weapons in Illinois and is against concealed carry - obviously he doesn’t know an M-16 from a Marlin 60.
The guy is going to be Clinton all over again for gun rights. Mark my words. (Funny…how many crimes are committed every year with these "assault weapons?)
I’m voting for McCain.