After the required gorging and football watching we put up our Christmas tree. Tis a thing of gaudy, overdone beauty. There it will sit, dead in the middle of our living room window for easy viewing by the neighbors until after the new year.
So whats your estimated time of erection, so to speak.
That’s only if it is Viagra (All Hollowed Be Its Name) induced. If it is the common, generic home grown model then you got yourself a bragger.
But let’s keep ourselves on topic here.
You should see the tree. Its little plastic needles groan under the weight of tinsel, lights, and hangy thingies. I think you can read off the light it emits.
Ahhh, tis the time of the year when the overdecorated, underwatered, deciduous “evergreen” fire hazards are installed in homes the world over. Seems that vacuum cleaners and fire extinguishers should be included with every Christmas Tree purchase. :o
I just erect a stocking above the fireplace, because coal stains the carpet under the tree :smack:
In recent years we’ve been getting a fresh-cut tree from a nearby Christmas tree farm about 2 weeks before Christmas. It smells wonderful, and since it’s not cut until we pick it out, it lasts and lasts at least til New Years. IMHO this is still too early for a Christmas tree, but I hope you enjoy yours.
Jayzus, already? In my family, the tree doesn’t go up until the cookies are made, and they don’t get made until the 3rd Sunday in Advent or thereabouts. Until then the presents can just sit on the piano and ripen like gifts for all the other holidays.
Tomorrow we start.
Two large Christmas trees, the miniature Christmas village, outdoor lighting, garlands on the staircases, the wreaths, the scattered decorations throughout the house, moving of furniture and plants…
Should be finished by Sunday night if we are lucky. Seriously.
Many years ago we decided that still finding pine needles in the carpet in June was a sure sign that we needed a fake tree (or needed to run the sweeper more often). So we did the deed right after Christmas. Got a great deal on a left over, $40-50ish for a $200 tree, or something like that.
My first wife insisted on plastic trees. I hated the foul, sterile, dust-covered things. We only kill live trees now and revel in the messy imperfection they are.
Tree will be purchased ~16th, lights go on on the 17th, rest of the decorations go on during the traditional tree-trimming party on Sunday the 18th, (insert 3-week interlude as cats repeatedly remove decorations and humans replace them), comes down after Twelth Night on the 7th/8th, then is picked up by the city for recycling on the 11th. The tree is a very structured part of the holiday season, unlike the rest of it, which is as structured as the sinking of the Titanic.
On the other hand, the indoor lights around the front windows, the outdoor lights, and the front door/porch wreaths are all up, and we have snow (looks purty, but I have to shovel it).
Why don’t more people buy living trees? Though I’m not putting it in the house, my tree from last year is doing quite well. When I lived in L.A. I bought live trees and then gave them away after the holidays to people who had yards.
Not a bad idea. A blue spruce would be terrific and could live outside most of the year. After a few years, it could be transplanted (they grow incredibly fast).