"Wellville"... is this true?

They weren’t dropping turkeys out of the helicopter at the time, were they? :smiley:

Yes, I’m already in my handbasket.

I’m zero for three on those links, so here are replacements:

Porn Flakes

Battle Creek Vibratory Chair

Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

Where the second parenthesis? Without it, my inner monologue is stuck reading the rest of the thread in a parenthetical voice.

The Kellogg family/1900’s Battle Creek cereal business was a rich subject for a book, and the movie did a sort of decent job capturing it. What’s now the Kellogg’s cereal company was started by Dr. John’s rebel brother Will who added sugar to the cereal flakes (gasp!). And C. W. Post was a Battle Creek Sanitarium patient who allegedly stole Dr. John’s recipe to start his cereal company.

That man is my hero.

If I have to pick how I die, I want it to be of a lightning-fast stroke, while on the sofa of a broadcasting chat show.

zombie or no

a somewhat intelligent chat show too.