As the self-declared “Queen of the Theme Parks” (I have an annual pass, nyah!), I heartily recommend the following:
Restaurants
Great food
California Grill - Contemporary Hotel - expensive but worth every penny in terms of food, service and the view. Top rated restaurant at WDW
Artist’s Point - Wilderness Lodge Resort - damned fine food, again on the expensive side (even as far as the resorts go). Specialties: elk sausage (listed in a local magazine as “elf sausage”), buffalo and rabbit. The salmon was fantastic.
Le Cellier - Canada, Epcot - Not much in terms of decor, but again, great food. Ask for extra pretzel bread and munch on it as you wander around the park.
Mitsukoshi - Japan, Epcot - Teppanyaki dining. Whole lotta good food and one helluva hot grill. Trust me on that last part.
Great theming
Sci-Fi Drive-In and 50’s Prime Time Cafe - MGM Studios - okay food, fun theming.
SFDI - you sit in miniature 50’s style convertibles (some are wheel-chair accessable, but not too much fun for large folks) and watch a 45 minute loop of drive-in movie trailers and concession stand adverts. Food - eh.
50sPTC - you sit at the kitchen table in a retro 50s-style kitchen (very kitchy) and watch food-themed clips from 50s sit-coms and commercials. “Mom” (your server) reminds you to get you elbos off the table, and ‘no dessert unless you finish everything on your plate’. Food - eh. Service - fun.
I’m going to check out Spoodles (Disney’s Boardwalk Resort) and Fulton’s Crab House (formerly the “Lilly Belle”, paddlewheeler restaurant, near Pleasure Island) sometime in the next week or so. Review then.
Live Performances
Epcot - do NOT miss
Off Kilter Canada - bagpipe rock. Get there early for a bench - limited seating.
Taiko Drumming - Japan - really big, really loud drums. Standing outdoor.
Chinese Acrobats - China - kid acrobats - pretty impressive. Standing outdoor.
** Tapestry of Dreams parade** - 20 minute large puppet parade, twice in the evening - cancelled if the winds are over 10 mph. Claim a bench between Norway and Morocco about an hour before the parade, otherwise you are standing or sitting on the pavement.
Some new acrobat trio who can contort themselves in ways that the human body was never meant to - new act - caught this the other day and very impressed. Trust me on this one. I have a backache just thinking about them. Outdoors behind the big fountain.
Animal Kingdom - do NOT miss
Festival of the Lion King - not just a 20 minute retelling of “The Lion King” (but do catch that show at Magic Kingdom) - dancing, acrobats and puppets - the animal costumes were very imaginative, and the choreography is impressive. Semi-indoor covered venue. See the early show - this one fills up fast.
Pochahotas - fun show, catch the animal training sessions if you are in the area (10 minute public viewings - check the schedule for times). Outdoor covered venue.
Tarzan Rocks! - doesn’t. Very underwhelming. Outdoor covered venue.
Haven’t seen the Mickey’s Jammin’ Jungle Parade yet - won’t comment on that yet.
MGM Studios - do NOT miss
Beauty and the Beast - 20 minute retelling of the story. Still fun with all your favorite songs and chracters. Outdoor covered venue.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame - better than the movie. See it. Outdoor covered venue.
Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular - live-action scenes frm the movies. Fun stuff. Get there early and sit down front to be picked as an ‘extra’, especially if you can scream loudly. Outdoor covered venue. Very popular, FastPass available.
Motorcade of Stars - Disney characters riding in themed limosines, with a hyperactive gossip columnist annoucer (think “arrival of famous stars at a movie premiere”). Outdoors on the main street: claim a piece of the sidewalk an hour before, limited benches (I’ve seen angry words exchanged over claiming a bench)
Got young kids?
Bear in the Big Blue House - haven’t seen this yet, but judging from the number of strollers parked outside the theatre, it’s definitely a popular show with the young 'uns. And it’s indoors and AIR-CONDITIONED!!! That’s a BIG plus this time of year.
Voyage of the Little Mermaid - again, multiple rows of stroller parking indicate the popularity. 20 minute indoor retelling with film clips, live action and black-light puppetry. Crowded, but the A/C and the lasers definitely make you feel like you are underwater. FastPass available (they go quickly.)
Fantasmic - still haven’t seen this yet, but lots of great reviews from friends - Mickey battles all your favorite major Disney villians (Chernebog from “Fantasia” is still my favorite). Lasers and pyrotechnics. Outdoors uncovered venue. Can get very crowded depending on the season.
Magic Kingdom - do NOT miss
The Lion King - puppet retelling of the movie. Fun. Indoor standing/seating. And A/C!!!
Disney Magical Moments - the current “three o’clock parade”. Claim a piece of the sidewalk an hour to an hour-and-a half before the parade. Or skip the parade and hit all the rides, since everyone is 6 people deep on the sidewalks.
Check your schedules for SpectroMagic: if they are running it twice in the evening, catch the later show. It’s less crowded and easier to claim part of the sidewalk.
Fantasy in the Sky Fireworks - get near the Castle on the walkway to Tomorrowland, and you can see Tinkerbelle ‘fly’ overhead. Again, if they run this twice in the evening, see the second show - less crowded.
Ride reviews later.