That wasn’t really happening.
Well, that’s what they want you to believe. 
“Heroin” is a drug derived from opium plants.
“Heroine” is the female lead character of a story.
“Overdosing”, i.e. having too much of, female lead characters is usually what happens to male lead characters. Most of whom lead pretty charmed or at least exciting lives. At least viewed superficially.
It was a weak joke, but I only had a single “e” to work with.
You work with what you have. An overdose of heroines, I should have such troubles.
Although…
Hell, few things don’t.
Wheat has another advantage over corn and rice in that it has a lot more protein.
How well do corn and rice keep? Doesn’t wheat keep for about as long as you can keep it dry and vermin-free?
It depends on how important you think it is to have anesthetics for thoracic surgery, tooth extractions and amputations.
But was 90% of their continual religious belief still based upon whether God helps their high school football team or gives them Grammys like we do today or not?
Severed head ball? It’s like that old joke where golf was invented by a Scotsman with a warhammer and some heads.
Nitpick: langues d’oïl is the more common term, representing the old word. It’s “oui” now, but also Standard French isn’t the only oïl language, e.g. Walloon, Picard. There are also the Q-Celtic languages, but only 1 of 3 of them has the letter Q normally (the sound is still the same as K/C).
The diaresis splits the vowels, so it’s oh-eel or oh-ee, and the latter mutated to wee.
How much heroin could our heroine’s mount carry? Alternatively, how much horse can her horse carry? Does she have the shakes or is she just horsin’ around?