How very observant of you. I’m impressed with your powers of intense scrutiny.
“The last line of the song announces it’s the song.” — Redundant. C minus .
Advertising jingles, which that song sort of is for its era, are by nature full of repetition. Especially of the product name being advertised.
For organizations, the name of the org is the name of its product.
IMO: Move along; nothing to see here.
What’s the difference between a Presbyterian and a Baptist? A Baptist will pretend not to recognize you when you bump into each other at the liquor store.
[Moderating]
Dial it back, terentii. This isn’t the Pit.
That joke reminds me of a YouTuber on a debunk religion crusade, who followed a Jehovah’s Witness around a liquor store with his phone camera, saying, “Look! This is a Witness Elder buying wine and whiskey! This guy is from Bethel, and look at all this alcohol he’s buying!”
I didn’t leave a comment, but if I had, it would have read something like, “Hey dumbass! Witnesses can drink all they want to. If he was buying cartons of Camels, then you would have something. Keep your taboos straight or you look like an idiot.”
Always reminds me of the old saw. If going fishing with Mormons, always take two of them. If you take just one, he’ll drink all your beer.