There I was driving down my street coming home from a hard day. It was dark, very dark. As I am approaching my house I see two people walking down the sidewalk. Mailbox’s on this street sit out on posts by the sidewalk. I see the two figures rummage through my mailbox and come out with a handfull of mail. The mailbox sits on the east side of the yard and my driveway is on the west. The felons were walking towards my driveway. I gunned my engine and came screetching to a halt diagonally across the driveway right in front of them cutting off their getaway. I jumped out of my car confrontationaly and agressivly, ready for a fight. I accuse them of stealing my mail and then notice how frightened they looked. The middleage woman and her teenage daughter. “No, No!” the woman said with a bit of fear, “We’re just passing out flyers!” I looked at her hand and instead of my mail it held a stack full of Dominoes coupons.
Have you ever REALLY felt like an ass? I mean a total jackass? Have you ever just REALLY wanted to crawl in a hole?
Well… I appologized profusely and groveled for their forgiveness but they still looked at me like I might jump at them at any moment.
After they left I retrieved my mail… including dominoes coupon.