The scoring is problematic, much the same way it is in hockey. Because of the way it’s set up, you can never go from behind to ahead in a single score like you can in basketball, baseball and football. This leads to many fewer lead changes, and lead changes are the mark of a dramatic game. It also leads to too many ties. What is the point of a tie? It’s the least satisfactory result in sport, and they plague soccer. Hockey was smart to ditch the ties altogether.
The scoring is also infrequent, and there’s no way to tell when a score is imminent. In baseball, football and basketball you can tell when a situation is set up to become a score. 1st & goal? Bases loaded? Is the ball in play? With soccer and hockey, it’s just back and forth, back and forth, oh hey, they scored while I looked away for a second!
That’s not really fair, as it’s an overstatement. When the ball or puck is in the offensive zone, pay closer attention. But there is seemingly no reward for the vast amount of quality play in both soccer and hockey. Scoring chances are great and all, but it’s extremely off-putting to see your team get multiple good scoring chances and walk away with nothing for their trouble.
That’s the brilliance of the field goal in football; a consolation score not only reduces ties and increases lead changes, but also manages to reward virtually all good play. Sports are pretty basic in that good play should earn you tangible benefit. Tennis, golf, baseball, football, basketball, lacrosse; in all these sports, the number of times good play earns a tangible benefit vastly outweighs the number of times good play results in nothing. In hockey and soccer, the reverse is true. The vast majority of good play results in absolutely nothing.
The scoring also makes it less gambling-friendly. Just because people gamble on it doesn’t mean it’s well suited for gambling. Baseball isn’t particularly well suited for betting either. Football and basketball are really the most tailor-made sports for handicapping, orders of magnitude better suited for it than all others.
Other than scoring – which may be the main reason – I think soccer isn’t particularly popular in America because Americans seem fixated on strategy. It’s no coincidence that baseball and football – the most heavily strategy-oriented sports in existance – are the big dogs in the US. Soccer and hockey certainly have some strategic depth, but in comparison they’re very shallow. I think this might be what TheBoneyKingofNowhere is getting at. I’m not sure why Americans are so into strategy, but the big ratings that televised poker gets should be ample evidence for the phenomenon.
Even with all of this, possibly the biggest killer for soccer is the lame diving. Sports are supposed to be played by tough guys. Manly men. Soccer players? Okay, I don’t watch MLS, but I did watch the US-Czech Republic game, and I have to say it seemed pretty clear to me that the Americans generally downplayed when they were hurt whereas the Czechs played it up bigtime whenever they got touched.
Take that big guy that hurt his hamstring toward the end of the game as an example. I don’t know what the deal was; for all I know his hamstring could have snapped in two and rolled up his leg like a windowshade. But the thing is, his reaction to it seemed to be conveying that that’s exactly what happened, but I’d be stunned if it was more than a minor injury.
He, and many many other players who only sustain minor injury, consistently roll around displaying the exact same level of agony that I’ve seen only a handful of times by Americans playing American sports. Two examples:
Daunte Culpepper, after tearing his ACL, PCL, and MCL all in the same knee. Was that Czech guy’s injury as severe? His reaction was. Koy Detmer, completely dislocating his elbow, flopping around like a fish out of water. That was fucking gruesome.
But these soccer guys just come across as such ninnies that it’s hard for Americans to buy into them as being worthy of adulation.
Well, those are my thoughts anyway.