No question about it- a Conan O’Brien doll. The one he made at the GI Joe action figure place (I could also use one of them ‘Dudez A-Plenti’ tees)
Also of intrest-
Vintage 70’s porno actress Barbie, back when she was so addled from coke parties she didn’t know which way was up. Could come with mirror for snorting lines, and realistic 1970’s pubic hair (and when is Barbie gonna get some NIPPLES?! 
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My first thoughts were Eve and Polycarp action figures, and a mighty Lynn Bodoni with special admin powers!
KellyM reminded me of Little Britian and frankly I’s like nearly entire set of characters, especially Andy and Mic.
There’ll be two versions of 18" talking Jack out for Christmas: A “serious” one that says stuff like “To the Black Pearl!” and “I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?” and a “fun” one that says things in the “Why is the rum gone?” vein. Each will have a different facial sculpt.
The first 7" line of Pirates figures will be Jack, Barbossa, Will and a Random Skeleton Pirate, and they’ll be out in January. The second series of 7" figures (with a tentative release of Q4 '05, I think) was just announced; that’ll be Elizabeth, Skeleton Jack and Skeleton Barbossa.
The sculptors I talked to at Comic-Con this year said the Barbossa figures are utterly bad ass, and they wished they could have made an 18" talker out of him, too. Maybe next Christmas.
How about a Bill Brasky figure?
You mean sort of like this?
What I’d like is 2000AD figures, especially the Dark Judges vs Dredd, Anderson, and Hershey.
Plus Rogure Trooper, Strontium Dog, and Robo Hunter.
As it turns out, some of these are available as figures, which I have just ordered. But there should be loads more.
Halo Jones, for example. Or Ace Trucking Co.
Here. Be warned that they’re sculptures rather than action figures.
An Anne Sexton doll, complete with many bottles of pills. What?
I’ve heard there’s a Divine doll out there somewhere. I’d sell my mother for it.
Another vote for a good Betty Page doll.
A good Elizabeth Taylor doll [complete with all 7 husbands!]
Dolls of all The Ramones. I’ve got the Joey one, and it’s really quite cool.
Another vote for the NBC collection, though I think I’ll be getting those.
A Wicked Witch to go with the Twisted Land of Oz set.
I’ve got McFarlane’s Oz set and his two Ozzy dolls. I’m going to get the Countess Bathory doll as soon as I can, because she’s that cool. Rasputin looks rather swell, too.
McFarlane is releasing a Twisted Fairy Tales set next year. I think some things are going to have to be sold on eBay. Yes. Yes, I do. Maybe the dogs. Or the in-laws.
Throw in two Richard Burton dolls, since she married him twice. An older version and a younger version.
Oh, and sold seperately are Liz’s “Wacky Friends” collection, including Liza Minelli and Michael Jackson.
That’s why I said 7 husbands instead of 8… 8 marriages, 7 men. Though I like your idea of a younger/older set of Burton dolls better than mine.
“Wacky Friends”… bahahaha. Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotcha. I wasn’t sure how many times she’s been married or to how many different men. 
Teach kids the lessons of the Soviet Union with their own set of Animal Farm action figures/figurines! Comes with the farmers as well, and a little Animal Farm set. Press a button on the sheep and they bleat out “Four legs good, two legs bad!” Napoleon says, “All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.” And there’s even a Mollie doll which talks about the pretty ribbons in her hair.
On second thought, I probably wouldn’t buy these as I would be too horrified. 
How about a Molly Bloom doll from Finnegan’s Wake? Pull the string and she says, “Yes.” And that’s all she says, “Yes.”