Friend of mine used to work for McFarlane studios designing action figures, he works for ArtAsylum now instead, I think you just gave him an idea MSK! Great job! I’m gonna get him on the board and see if he can mock up anything, he’s crazy like that.
How about an SDMB Celebrity Death Match! That’s something I wanna see. Right out of the pit, or GD, and into the ring! Claymation, no holds barred!
Hmmm…I’m cool with that. Except what would the cleavage do? Press a button on the back for “heaving bosom action”?
And of course, there’d be the ChrisP Captain MegaFlirt doll, complete with 1,000,000,000 different pre-recorded flattering statements in varying accents, special left-eye winking action and spring loaded ass-grabbing arm! (Cape and orange jockstrap included. Captain MegaFlirt SexyCar and Various Hot Tub BabeDolls sold seperately).
Hmmm…I would come with little silicone breast implants, tattoos, a bunch of cats, and a little scalpel blade to perform neuters. And I will be dressed in hosptial scrubs.
soul, [Homer voice]…mmmm…cheesy 70’s disco pimp gear…mmmm…super tongue action…[/Homer voice]
And ChrisP…you’re definitely more of an action figure than just a doll! You have moves.
However, your action figure doesn’t kick ass, he grabs ass–he’s a lover, not a fighter!
How about the Trolls of Doom featuring Lindsay Lawless(comes with many GAP outfits… kinda like a superficial babrie doll only ass crack ugly) and Serlin the Squick (complete with power drill and I like the interchangeable heads idea.)
…I do not think I am know well enough here to have my own action figure yet.