The weight of victory is around two thousand pounds, at the house of worship on the mound. What is this person named?
Winston Churchill
Yeah, that was quite an easy one.
It took me a few minutes.
Fictional butler scratches his wang. What is this person named?
Edited:
A fictional butler is scratching his wang. The doctor recommends he uses a bit of Preparation H. What is this person named?
Alfred Hitchcock
Yes!
The fictional butler was Alfred, from Batman. He used the “H” from Preparation H to alleviate the “itch” of his wang.
Nm, I see it answered now.
Mr T has invested in more than half a dozen birds of prey, by the sounds of it. What is this person named?
Steven Segal
Yes! It’s wacko strongman-loving vigilante former action movie star Steven Seagal (with an extra “a”). The T of Mr T was “invested” into “seven” to make Steven and his surname sounds like “eagle”.
I had a hairy dad and a hairy space-friend, in a shallow crossing.
[Tevye] + [ALF] + [ravine]. Or some variation that would work.
Hairyson Ford?
Yes
I have one:
A backstreet mistake.
What am I?
Oh Beckah, you so hard!
alleyoops?
Yep, you got it. I have basketball in my brain tonight.
We need a new riddle.
Cookie makers iron their dungarees.