Wun’tat be “how evah”? (do not mistake with howeva)
I’m also 90% smarter than Jerry Springer guests. Course I knew that because I know how to tie my shoes. 
The Inland North.
Born and bred in Alabama, but I’ve never sounded like it.
My parents are so ashamed.
I do live in Minnesota, so I suppose this makes sense. Sturmhawke, I too rhyme bag with vague. However, I have always written with a pen.
That threw me, too. I thought “on” was the closest. How did you wind up answering it? (I wonder if that’s one of the identifiers for Philadelphia.)
:eek:
You mean to tell me I’m more Philly than you? Well, sheeeyut.
Apparently I’m from the Midlands, too.
Weird. I grew up in Alaska as the child of a Texan and an ESL who learned English in Holyoak, Mass.
However, Alaskan folks don’t have much in the way of an accent in general.
Of course, now I live in New York - and while I have no real NY accent, I do use NY figures of speech a whole lot. Such as “What? You fuckin’ kiddin’ me?”
Your Result: The Inland North
You may think you speak “Standard English straight out of the dictionary” but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like “Are you from Wisconsin?” or “Are you from Chicago?” Chances are you call carbonated drinks “pop.”
No - I call it SODA, dammit!!
The Midland. I guess I should look into that TV career.
Not overwhelmingly surprising, as I’ve spent a large chunk of my life in Kansas. I was born and lived in Chicago until I was ten or so. That accent breaks through sometimes, mostly in the form of embarassingly nasal o’s and a’s. (I thought Kansans said “mom” so strangely when I first moved)
Test says “Midlands” for me. I went back and took it with a more Chicago-y accent in my mind, and it still says Midlands.
I grew up in Northern California but I’ve lived in the Midwest since 2002 (Chicago since 2003). When I go to California, my parents laugh at my Chicago accent (my dad thinks it’s hilarious when I call him “deeyad”) and in Chicago, my friends mimick my California accent.
shrug
Dead on, cool test.
And my “horrible” rhymes with “hot” and not “whore”, still nailed me - go figure…
This ‘Ma’ thing is fascinating to me. In my part of the world, ‘Mary’ and ‘Merry’ sound exactly the same and ‘Marry’ is different. The Ma sound for the first two is Meh (and ‘eh’ is not like the Canajun ‘ay’ but like the ‘e’ in ‘text’. Yep, I’d say ‘Mary’ and ‘Merry’ the way I’d say ‘text’. ‘Marry’ on the other hand is like ‘snack’.
I thought the people in Fargo talked funny. It’s always interesting to me that people equate that accent with the Canadian accent. I’d say it’s much more ‘Midland’ or ‘generic TV announcer’. Not that Canadians have accents 
Exact same result here. Spooky…!
Ditto.
It pegged me as Midland, and while I was born there (Ohio), it is more likely due to
all the phonics I teach to young grade schoolers (incl. K). They get pen/pin mixed up
all the time.
I think the third option (they all rhyme).
Mary rhymes with hairy, marry rhymes with carry, merry rhymes with berry. It is quite distinct to me. A as in “mate”, a as in “mat”, and e as in “met”.
Holyoke
Another “The Northeast” result here.
This reminds me of a conversation I had once with some locals while I was in Kentucky:
They: Y’all talk really funny. That accent of yours…
Me: Well, it’s a matter of what you’re used to. I don’t think I have any accent at all.
They: Exactly…you sound just like them folks on the TV.
Made sense.
Another Arkie, another Midland accent. Sounded like a refugee from Grapes of Wrath until I was in my teens, when I moved to Fayetteville and started hanging out mostly with professor’s kids from all over the country, among whom hick accents were most definitely declasse, so I more or less consciously eliminated the accent (I tend to be a natural mimic anyway – after a few weeks of working at a client site in Minnesota, I end up sounding like an extra from Fargo). My adult life has been spent in Atlanta, with lots of travel to other parts of the country, so my accent these days is about as homogenous as it gets.
Only got 77% on the Arkie test, however – kept arguing with myself about whether to answer honestly or the way I thought the maker of the test would say an Arkie would.
Well, some Texas accents are worse than others. Faux Texan (as spoken by, say, an Ivy Leaguer born in Connecticut) is the worst of all.
I was raised in Texas by my native Houstonian mother & her mother, who came from Indiana. Grandma successfully protected two generations from the worst of the Texas accent; I test as “Midland.” (Although I can lay on the Texas accent better than those Ivy Leaguers.)