Empty a bag of tortilla chips onto a baking tray, cover with with grated cheddar and mozzarella, put in a hot oven for about 6 minutes, take them out splodge salsa sour cream and chopped jalapenos on the top and eat.
Chop potatoes, boil for about 17mins, add salt once the water is boiling, drain, dry mash then add loads of good quality butter, mash some more, stick in a couple of dollops of extra thick double cream, put pan back on heat and whisk till smooth and hot.
Eat it as it is, or mix with sauteed spring onions to have with something else. Or just add grated cheese for that baked potato taste without the skin.
Cook pasta shells, Mix in a bowl with two tins of ratatouille, two tins of tuna. Layer in a dish with grated cheese betwixt every layer, finish with cheese on top and bake till top is the way you like it.
Cut strips of jalapeno peppers, roll with mozzarella into a long pinkie finger sized cylinder,dip in flour then coat in beer batter and deep fry the bastards, serve with garlic mayo or sour cream and chive.
Always pre-heat plates, whatever you cook already will taste better with a hot plate underneath it, especially pasta and sauce.