A classic in our family: We were munching pizzelle (a kind of cookie with a slight licorice flavor). My little brother (about nine at the time) bit into one and exclaimed: “Mmm! Anus-flavored cookies!” :o
Last year, my high school got a new principal. A month or so after he started, he was making a speech during a school assembly about our Board of Trustees student representative elections. He concluded his speech with “And now, your newly erected…”
I had to register just to post these:
A week or two ago, I received this email reply from a company when I pointed out that they had double-charged my credit card “This matter has been taken care of today. We apologize for any incontinence.”
Others, said by two acquaintances in college:
“It’s nice that they installed that [crosswalk sound cue] for the deaf people.”
“It’s like, a Catch 20/20.”
“You mean, the raccoon died?!”
“The rabbit died,” (with no trace of irony, the pet rabbit really died).