Slice them and put 'em in a mayo, sugar, and pepper based sauce.
(It’s a nice alternative to the vinegar based sauces: I normally have half the cuke cut up and put into the vinegar sauce, the other half cut up and placed into the mayo based one.)
Cut 'em up and place them in a stew or soup.
Get some of the props meant for Mr. Potato Head and use them on the cuke.
Get three or four smaller ones, and a portabello mushroom and make a veggie table/stool.
Use them as play-swords.
Use them to play with a cat who’s in a playful mood and save your own skin from gaining unneeded ventilation.
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